Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby chukaliteluvver » Thu May 24, 2012 5:39 pm

O.O But that WAS engwish. Wat else culd it bei? Cantoniese?

Wansum demarnd; WEI NEIDS SCARLETT BAK OR WE IS KEEPING YOUR DIARY+BOXERS+SUITS+HORSE AND WILL POST AUL COTENTS OF YOUR DIARY ON THE INTERNET!

(did that count as english?)
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby evilopalrocks! » Thu May 24, 2012 11:43 pm

Artemis: no it does not. Is that an indian dialect?
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby chukaliteluvver » Sat May 26, 2012 6:35 am

IT

WAS

ENGLISH

YU

FULE

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And any way, give us Scarlett nau! (that was so hard to type!)

NOW.

OR I WILL DO ALL OF ABOVEMENTIONED THINGS, AND DO MY ARTYFANGIRLY MOMENTS ON A CONTINUOUS REPLAY!!!!!
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby Scarlett » Tue May 29, 2012 7:26 pm

Orion: Good day fair AF enthusiasts. I am afraid Jessi - I mean Scarlett is unable to speak to you at the presant moment for, due to a little persuation on my part, she is bent over her notebook, scribbling away like a scribe on Valentine's day, and portraying my borish host as a slightly more gentlemanly character. I assure you all, however, that her radient artistry shall be on your screens quite soon, though the artwork is not as fair and radient as the artist herself. thank you for your patients and would you kindly hand over Artemis' boxers.
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby Merv Simestra » Tue May 29, 2012 7:34 pm

Phew! We were getting worried there. :)

Chukalite, Orion just told you to give Artemis back his boxers. Artemis must really be mad. :ohmy:
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue May 29, 2012 7:43 pm

Woohoo! Scarlett is back! (and very modest {it's ok, she deserves it}) :lick:
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby chukaliteluvver » Thu May 31, 2012 6:59 am

YU IS SAFE!!! *hugs* I thought Arty kidnapped you! Phew!

And no, Orion, even if the greatest person on earth (you) asked, I will not give up my Artyboxers. And Scarlett; HURRY UP AND POST THE REST!
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby evilopalrocks! » Thu May 31, 2012 1:49 pm

ooh ooh ooh, Chukky, this spambot has a link to Armani ^ :shiny:
you wanna go check it out, maybe theyve got the red boxers? :laughing:
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby Scarlett » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:40 pm

Chapter 38 Continued

“Nice.” I commented as I surveyed the dead over-grown lizard on the floor of the cavern. “Impressive.”
My leg was still sending spikes of pain through my body but at least it was dressed. Presently I was being held up by Artemis’ arm which was hooked around my waist to keep too much of my body weight off my injured limb. His other hand was supporting me by my right shoulder.
“Yes, I’m quite surprised myself. Pity about the sword however.”
We both looked down at the sword’s remains which was now a lumpy, gooey melted mess and was pooling from the dragon’s mouth.
“Yeah, bit of a bummer.”
We stared a few seconds longer.
“Well, we won’t make any progress whilst simply standing here.” said Artemis “Come on.”
He shifted his grip, readying to help me limp.
“But what are we meant to fight with now the sword’s melted?”
“We improvise.”
That answer was good enough for me so I carefully put my good foot in front of me and started to limp, with plenty of help from Artemis, to the exit which had suddenly appeared a few minutes earlier.
“Is it just me or is this maze deliberately leading us to our doom?” I thought out loud as we slipped through the recently opened doorway.
I felt my leg catch a rogue stone and I winced as the contact made another shot of pain ricket up my leg. Artemis tightened his grip on me to prevent me from falling.
“Easy.” he murmured. I nodded slightly as I righted myself. Once I had done so we headed into a new corridor and, thankfully, this was also lined with torches so I had a fairly good idea on where to put my feet without tripping. “So,” said Artemis after a while, “how did you find out about your family and your- you know- house coming back?”
I smiled, remembering the surprising phone call.
“Well, not long after I found you had gone missing,” I shot a glare at him “, Dad phoned me.”
“Oh. How did you react?”
“Dropped the phone. When I rang him again he seemed pretty miffed at me running away and that.”
“Well I should expect so.”
“Hmm. He tried getting me to come home with a mixture of bribes and threats.”
“Sorry?”
“Well, the bribe was a cheesecake.” I sighed. “It’s a small aspect of life but you really do miss it.”
I could practically hear his eyes rolling.
“And the threat?”
“They would tell my grandmother what had happened.”
“And that’s bad is it?”
I shuddered involenterally.
“You have no idea.” It suddenly dawned on me that Opal Koboi was not the worst of my problems. The worst was still to come. “I’m beginning to wish we would just die already.”



Short one this time sorry but i hope you still liked it :laughing: :laughing:
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby Merv Simestra » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:44 pm

YAY!!!!!! UPDATE!!!!! :> I love it! Her grandmother must be really threatening. :ohmy:

Post more soon, please? :)
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby chukaliteluvver » Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:02 pm

SCARLETT IS BACK! (and her Gwammy saunds laik main!)

Strangely, I miss that dragon.
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby Scarlett » Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:50 pm

I have just thought of the most romantic and touching ending. i just need to think about how to lead up to it. I'll post soon :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby Merv Simestra » Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:21 pm

Good, because I'm almost dying from suspense here. Please hurry! :)
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby aussiechick » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:12 am

omg mutated medusa grandma!
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby Scarlett » Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:53 pm

Oi!!! thats me gran ur talkin about :)
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