Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby aussiechick » Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:36 am

hey, just suggistin sum evil (hahaha) granny take ova world 4 opal
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby chukaliteluvver » Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:28 am

OMG that would be AWESOME!!! And Scarlett, POST SUNE!
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby Scarlett » Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:26 pm

Sorry about the wait. Severe case of writers block.


Chapter 39

So, now we were, once again, walking down a dimly lit, chilly corridor. Well, Artemis was staggering, with me propped against him, and I was dragging myself, with his help.
“Haven’t come up against anything in a while.” I grunted after an hour of this.
“Except possible excruciating pain on your part and a case of major cramps on mine?” he replied.
I aimed a small shove at him which he only smirked at.
“Funny. Like to see how much you’ll be laughing when we find the minotaur and you haven’t got a sword.”
Just then, quite suddenly, a small heap of fur collided with Artemis’ legs, causing him to stumble which caused me to follow like a domino.
I winced as my leg hit the ground.
“GREAT!!!” I heard Artemis yell. “When is that cat ever going to give up?”
I grinned despite the pain I was in. Artemis got to his feet and helped me up. Calypso, who must have gathered that it was not a good time to jump onto my shoulder at that precise time, jumped up onto Artemis’ shoulder instead.
“Must you?” he grumbled.
Calypso mewed at him. The sound sounded surprisingly muffled. I then noticed that she had a sheet of withered paper clenched between her teeth.
“What’s this then?” I said, reaching over to take the paper. I glanced at it but then handed it to Artemis. “It’s in gnomish.”
He adjusted his position slightly so he could hold me up and read the papers at the same time. His eyes scanned to pages, brow furrowed in concentration. After about three minutes of reading it and rereading it, he finally said something.
“Ah” was that something.
“What? What is it?” I asked.
“The details to the magic behind the dimension jumping. Only...”
“What?”
He sighed. “I can’t get home.”
My brow furrowed in disbelief.
“Why? What are you talking about?”
“THIS!!!” yelled, throwing the paper onto the floor with considerable force. The sudden movement caused me to gasp as my leg flared up again. “Sorry. It’s just...”
“Just what? I’ve been trying to get the answer for the past couple of minutes.”
“The Minotaur.”
“Yes? What about the Minotaur.”
“It turns out that it was the first thing Opal decided to transport. It says on the paper that the first thing to be taken from its world unwillingly automatically has the magic of the portholes bonded to it. The Opals wants us to kill it. If we do that every porthole will snap shut, leaving me stranded here forever.”
“But it will strand the Opals too. Why would they risk something like that?”
He gave me a withering glance.
“You don’t think they’d be able to take over this world, which happens to have ne LEP and no magic to stand against her?”
“Ok, point taken. So she wants us to kill it so we end up trapping you in the wrong world?”
“Yes.”
“Hell.”
“Correct.”
“Meooooww.”
I looked over at Calypso again. She was gesturing to the paper, which was still on the floor, with her head frantically.
I wondered then, how on Earth had she gotten this information? She couldn’t have snuck into Opal’s office (or where-ever she keeps her magic, secret stuff). Could she?
The cat was still gesturing at the paper.
I looked at it more closely.
“Artemis, did you read all of it?”
“Yes. At least three times over.”
“Even the back of it?”
He looked confused for a minute.
“What back?” he said, picking up the fallen sheet. “Oh, that back.” He read it curiously.
“Well?” I said, expectantly.
“That explains the cat’s sudden appearances.”
“What? What does?”
“’Those who wonder into the worlds they were not born into, disrupt the natural matter surrounding them. The fabric of their current universe breaks down around them and anyone but they themselves can travel through them.’” he read aloud.
“So Calypso has been using the windows in the fabric of reality that were caused by you being here to follow us around.”
“Yes.”
“That does actually explain a lot.”
“I know.”
We stayed silent for a minute. I then asked the question we both dreaded.
“So what are we going to do if we can’t kill the Minotaur?”
He opened his mouth to answer but then my leg gave way and I fell backwards, sending Calypso howling onto the floor next to me. I then felt a solid brick wall slam into my back. I bit down on the cry of pain that threatened to escape my mouth and I looked round. Yes, the corridor had dead ended us from behind...again.
“Are you Ok?” exclaimed Artemis as he helped me to my feet. I just nodded, fearful of another gasp escaping me.
“What are we up against this time then?” I said through gritted teeth as I steadied myself. We both looked along the corridor. A low grunt resounded through the passageway toward us. Calypso hissed in alarm as a Large, bull’s head slipped out of the shadows ahead of us.
The Minotaur was on the move.



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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby Merv Simestra » Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:15 am

Yay, update!!!!! :>

Wow, this is getting really interesting. Post more soon!!!!! :> I'm not sure I can help you with sequel ideas though. I've got writer's block that not even writing fanfics can fix. :(
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:25 pm

Why does everything good end?!?!?!?!?!? :(
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby Scarlett » Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:23 pm

Chapter 40

“Ah” I said.
The Minotaur let out a snort as it lumbered toward us. Artemis shifted my weight off him and laid me carefully on the floor.
“Back in a moment.”
“Don’t you dare...”
“One moment, I promise.” And with that he headed to towards the beast, armed with nothing.
The creature noticed him coming and, just for an instant, I swear I saw a glimmer of confusion in his beady black eyes. Well I suppose he wasn’t used to his targets walking up to him unprotected. Then the glimmer was gone and was replaced by a cold hardiness that could not be negotiated with.
As Artemis gained on the Minotaur it charged. A yell rose up to my throat but, just as Artemis was about to be impaled by the massive horns protruding from the beast’s head, the boy ducked and slid through the gap between it and the wall.
The Minotaur took a few seconds to turn in the narrow passage but soon it was facing Artemis again. I looked around desperately. I don’t know what I was looking for, just something that might help him. Then a slight movement caught my eye. In front of me, separating me and the fight ahead, the air rippled slightly, like the surface of a lake on a calm day, and, as I looked closer, I noticed that the patch of rippling air was steadily growing larger. The cat next to me looked at it, composed and calm.
My mind then flitted back to the sheet of paper, which Artemis had dropped a couple of metres on the other side of the disturbance. I remembered what he had said about the portholes he created just by being there and how Calypso had managed to follow us so successfully. Given by the cat’s peaceful reaction to the ripples it was clear she was used to it. Then I had a thought. What if the opening wasn’t just on this side? What if it was a 2 way system?
“Artemis!!!” I yelled as he made his fourth dodge (the Minotaur may have been big but it wasn’t very bright). “Head for me! Keep running this way!”
He turned around, face bright red from breathlessness.
“Are you crazy?!!!” he yelled back.
“Maybe a bit but you have to trust me.”
He hesitated, looking from me, to the creature and then back at me again. The look on my face must have triggered some degree of trust as he then sprinted back toward us, yelling:
“I hope you know what you’re doing!!!”
From my perspective, Artemis burst through the rippling patch, which had increased to nearly the size of the corridor. When he reached me he turned quickly, expecting to feel a 10 tonne cow head slam into him and, sure enough, the Minotaur was charging toward us. It never touched us however because, just as it reached the patch of air, it vanished. As it did so, the porthole in front of us seemed to snap shut, leaving us alone (with a cat).
“There was a porthole?” panted Artemis as he helped me to my feet.
“Yes and try not to speak until you get your breath back hey Theseus? You still need to help me hobble out of this dump remember?”
“But now we don’t have any Minotaur to kill. That means the Opals won’t be letting us go with our lives.”
“Well she wasn’t going to let us go anyway. Keeping alive is just one more thing we have to worry about.”
Calypso mewed and leaped onto Artemis’ shoulder again. Artemis rolled his eyes.
“Well at least the magic of the portholes is safe for now.”
I grunted as my injured leg hit a pebble.
“Well I suppose that depends on where we’ve sent it to.” I replied.

Somewhere in Kansas
Who Knows When

“Toto, Toto. Where are you, you silly little dog?” trilled Dorothy as she searched behind the rebuilt farmhouse. “Honestly, this is no time for games. A Twister is on its way. Oh, where are you?”
Suddenly, a small black dog leaped into her arms. “That’s right, we don’t want to get caught up in all that ‘follow the yellow brick road’ nonsense again. Come on.” And, with that, they headed down to the cellar.
About 2 hours later...
“Well, at least the house survived this time.” said Dorothy as she surveyed the twister damaged area. She then screamed as something slammed onto the ground in front of her. She looked closer when the initial shock had died down. “Hey, Auntie Em. Is that a Bull?”



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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby Merv Simestra » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:35 pm

Awesome!!!!!:> Poor Dorothy though. :wha:

So... how or is Artemis going to get back to his own world? Keep posting!!!
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:53 pm

Don't ask for spoilers, Merv!
Like the Wizard of Oz part! :laughing:
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby aussiechick » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:11 am

we're off to see the wizard...
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Postby Scarlett » Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:05 pm

...the wonderfull wizard of oz :)
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby artytwin » Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:27 pm

woooooooooooowww... i spent like 3 days reading this, every time i get the chace a bit.
my opinion: LOVE IT!!! you've got to continue, or i dunno what I'll do!
your awesoomee! :shiny:

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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby evilopalrocks! » Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:09 pm

yeah, It's been a long time since you last posted... hell, It's been a long time since anyone posted.... :(
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby artytwin » Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:25 pm

just noticed that the last time you posted was july 13... PLZ DONT TELL ME THAT YOUR NOT CONTINUING!

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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby Merv Simestra » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:28 pm

Guys, she just posted this morning. But she didn't post a new chapter. :(

Please continue, Scarlett! :> Don't leave us hanging!
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Re: Oh CRAP!!! It Must Be Love

Postby artytwin » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:55 pm

btw scarlet, since u asked: i go for the kiss! but i would be soooo jealous of u!!!


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