Note I will repeat jokes, but hey, that's not so bad.
A Child Most Fowl…
Initiate the Plan
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You see a lot of strange things as a fate bringer. None, however, would be as strange as World 921.
921 is much like one of the Artemis Fowl worlds, except the Shaper of Planets made a mistake while creating the life forms on it, giving the ones with important stories a certain amount of damage. Some are sensible, but most are simply strange and almost like cartoon characters. Trust me, I know several cartoon characters.
Now, billions of people are on this world and the Shaper of Planets managed to contain the damage to a handful of people.
Little did he know, these people would come together and create a wonderful story…
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A Pixie’s Home
“I get to meet a fairy, can you believe it, Butler?” asked a small, eager-faced child.
“I get to intimidate a fairy, can you believe it, Artemis?” asked the equally excited man next to him.
Artemis once heard the phrase “If it’s on the internet it must be true.” The next day he found a website on fairies. And look! It was true! Now he’s got to find one of those tall faceless people in the woods, or visit that government facility where they keep the supernatural weed. After all, he found out about them on the internet, so they must be real.
He entered the home of the pixie.
Of course, the pixie was surprised to see a child and a behemoth in its home, both wearing shades. She, after all, was not damaged.
She was more surprised when the child exclaimed to her, “Hello, magical creature! Do you mind if I borrow your book?”
“I’m going to give it back! You know, after I decode it, use its secrets to kidnap a fairy, and ransom it for 2 tons of gold.”
“Now I’m really not going to give it to you. I’m going to have to make you forget I exist.”
“With the Mesmer? Ooh! Do it on Butler first, I wanna see it done.”
She shook her head and tried using the Mesmer on the bigger man, and found that she had failed.
“Those are cool glasses huh? Reflective and everything.” The child said, while smiling.
“I’m still not giving the book to you. You can’t make me.”
The child seemed genuinely disappointed, then brightened. “Well, can I at least examine you?”
“Yeah! I’ve wanted to see one of you for a while; can I just hang here and look at you?”
She sighed, since she couldn’t get the boy to leave, maybe he would eventually do so on his own. “Sure.”
“Good!” The boy beamed and looked at the taller man. “Butler, I want to look at her skeletal system first. Please?”
Butler cackled and brought out a knife. “Gladly, Master Artemis.”
Her heart skipped a beat. “Fine! Take the book! Don’t torture me!”
With this, she took the book out of a drawer and threw it at Artemis.
The boy seemed confused. “Torture? All I wanted to do was-“
“You’re a monster, mudboy, you know that?!”
The boy almost cried “I- I’ll have you know I’m a very nice criminal mastermind, thank you!”
“Just LEAVE. MY. HOUSE.”
“Okay, thank you!”
And that was the last she saw of that intriguing boy.
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Outside the Pixie’s Home
“Master Artemis?” asked Butler
“We should hurry up and run.”
“Remember those explosives we got in Shanghai?”
“She- She called you a monster, I couldn’t let that stand!”
“Only 100 pounds…”
Artemis and Butler made a break for it, while the home behind them went up in a mushroom cloud.
“Honestly, Butler! 27 times is enough, isn’t it?”
Right now's avatar-Clownpiece
(Clownpiece will make America great again, by the way.)