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AF Musical Script

Postby Athena32 » Wed Aug 12, 2015 4:25 pm

I was reading a couple threads on creating an AF musical, so I decided to try it myself. I've decided to not write the scenes in any particular order, so the following one is NOT the opening number. Also, I made myself a couple rules: don't poke fun at the characters too much, and stay true to the events of the first book.
Choreography in Coral
Character notes in red
Singing bits in blue
My notes in green

The briefing at fowl manor

A enunciating clearly, very professional
A standing beside a mini lectern, B, J standing in front of him, facing downstage

Feel free to make up a melody for this

A:LEPrecons. Are not what you think.
3 classically dressed LEP come out, pose in fairy-esq pose, freeze
They're armed
1 LEP pulls out gun, shoots up in the air (MACHINE GUN NOISES!!!!), then blows off the top like you see in westerns
Have sinister powers
Last edited by Athena32 on Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Gnommish… Gnommish… What blasted translation system doesn’t have Gnommish?

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Re: AF Musical Script

Postby Athena32 » Wed Aug 12, 2015 4:42 pm

2 LEP has glow sticks in hands, holds them under chin, makes creepy face
And are good. 3 LEP hides behind something
At 3 LEP hides behind 2 LEP Hiding. 3 LEP leans out, snaps back in on "ing"

A:Most humans would say it impossible to exploit them... But I am not most humans. And I have the key
slyly holds up book
A:The Book!
slams book down
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Gnommish… Gnommish… What blasted translation system doesn’t have Gnommish?

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Re: AF Musical Script

Postby Athena32 » Wed Aug 12, 2015 5:16 pm

music picks up tempo
A: Very metered
A: The fairies have geasa, rules they must abide by.
They are enforced by magic, and can not be broken.

J raises hand, waves it
A:spoken Juliet?
J: Well, Artemis. Fairies... You know they don't exist.
A: Butler has not spoken to you about this?
J: Nope! Was he supposed to?
A:more to B than J, disapprovingly Indeed he was. to J Let us proceed under the assumption that fairy folk do exist and I am not a gibbering moron.
B nods slowly, J folds arms
A: same melody as before To renew it's powers, it completes a special ritual, inscribed in the book
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Gnommish… Gnommish… What blasted translation system doesn’t have Gnommish?

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Re: AF Musical Script

Postby Athena32 » Wed Aug 12, 2015 5:17 pm

Forgive me for this next part. I couldn't resist!
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Re: AF Musical Script

Postby Athena32 » Wed Aug 12, 2015 5:34 pm

To the tune of "I dreamed a dream" from les miserables
A:clears throat, gets REALLY into it.
From the earth thine power flows, given through courtesy, so thanks are owed. Pluck thou the magic seed, where full moon, oak, and water meet. And bury it far from where it was found, so return you gift into the GROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND
slams book shut, perfectly serious now
A: Do you see?
By the way, to get why this part is funny, YouTube "I dreamed a dream" and you'll get it. Sorry for removing the ancient from the ancient oak and the twisted from twisted water. It wouldn't fit with the melody otherwise. Also, any difference from the book is probably purposeful.
Hope you like it so far! :laughing: .
Last edited by Athena32 on Wed Aug 12, 2015 9:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: AF Musical Script

Postby FadingLight » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:22 pm

I laughed as I imagined all this stuff in my head. Keep writing!
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Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
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Re: AF Musical Script

Postby Athena32 » Wed Aug 12, 2015 9:27 pm

Thanks! Did you get the les miz reference?
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Re: AF Musical Script

Postby Athena32 » Wed Aug 12, 2015 9:42 pm

A sighs
A: The fairy people have things they must do to renew their powers, as I mentioned earlier. According to the book, they must pick a seed from an oak by a river, during the full moon.

B: So... Stakeout until we catch one?

A: Precisely. Now, I have some instructions...

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Re: AF Musical Script

Postby Athena32 » Wed Aug 12, 2015 9:43 pm

I don't like this post as much. Any ideas in how to wrap it up?
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Re: AF Musical Script

Postby Athena32 » Wed Aug 12, 2015 10:55 pm

I wrote a A-H duet. Probably one of the best songs I've written so far.
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Re: AF Musical Script

Postby Athena32 » Wed Aug 12, 2015 11:56 pm

A is in his study trying to figure out Gnommish, H has been called into root's office, the scene on pg 35

I Can't Give Up Now

H: Every bloody morning it's always the same: Short, get in here, your late, fix your helmet, your uniform's dirty, heavens sake stand up straight, wipe that look off your face,
Commander! Can you pick on someone ELSE for a change?
It's 'cause I'm a girl,
You think they'd be happy to have some sense around here!
But yet I'm bombarded with teasing and pickup lines, and lectures about timeliness that others don't get,
Just because a few males got it into their heads that policing is no job for a girlie!
I'm NOT a girlie.


A: It's testing me, actively resisting me, doesn't fit with English, Chinese, Greek, Arabic, anything!
It's so frustrating, must not let it win
Remember your father, lost in the Arctic
I can't give up now.
So it matches Egyptian, print both out, compare
I've got the letters, press decode
Gibberish!
Am I a genius or am I?
There must be a solution


H: There must be a solution somewhere.
'Cause, judging my temper, ignoring is NOT going to work!
I've tried everything


A: I've tried everything I can think of.
Chinese top to bottom, Arabic right to left, the letters are right, the order is wrong.


H: I feel like punching something
A: Quitting is crossing my mind.

A-H: But I can't give up now.

H: I've got something to prove, but it's always easier to prove if someone has done it first.
But I guess that's not the point.


A: I've got all the clues but I can't put it together. What do those arrows mean?
It's midnight, but

A-H: I can't give up now.

A: Gnommish, Gnommish. What blasted translation system doesn't have Gnommish?

H: Commander, don't you understand?
Sexism was a thing practiced 800 years ago, NOT today!


A-H: But I can't give up

H: Not today, not tomorrow

A: I can't admit defeat, even if I'm circling in spirals.
Spirals! That's it!

H: I can't go no matter how crazy it sounds.
I can't give up.


A: Not now
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Re: AF Musical Script

Postby Athena32 » Wed Aug 12, 2015 11:57 pm

Followed by a creepy vampire smile from Artemis.
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Re: AF Musical Script

Postby Merv Simestra » Thu Aug 13, 2015 12:02 am

This is beautiful. Like seriously, the best musical interpretation I've ever read of Artemis Fowl. Are you in the theater group at your school? Also, welcome to AFC! :)
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Re: AF Musical Script

Postby Athena32 » Thu Aug 13, 2015 12:06 am

Yeah, I'm 12 and have been in 12 musicals so far.
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Re: AF Musical Script

Postby Athena32 » Thu Aug 13, 2015 12:07 am

Do you have any advice?
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