Things not to do to Artemis

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:45 pm

16. Insult her family. You might life, but there's not much of a chance...

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby chukaliteluvver » Wed May 09, 2012 6:56 pm

17. Tell her that she is shipped in Holly/ her fics. It is sad, but true.

18. Poke her, and say, "What's with the freakish eyeshadow?" She will kill you in a horrible and flashy way.

19. Depend on her to save you from falling off Everest without a smartass comment (spoken on behalf of Cristian someone Penrose from a moment in TAC)
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby evilopalrocks! » Wed May 09, 2012 8:18 pm

chukaliteluvver wrote:17. Tell her that she is shipped in Holly/ her fics. It is sad, but true.

18. Poke her, and say, "What's with the freakish eyeshadow?" She will kill you in a horrible and flashy way.

19. Depend on her to save you from falling off Everest without a smartass comment (spoken on behalf of Cristian someone Penrose from a moment in TAC)

I knew the last one without explanation!!!!!!!!
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby chukaliteluvver » Fri May 11, 2012 12:11 pm

SORRY. (btw, what was that guy's last name? Too lazy to check..)
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sat May 12, 2012 7:56 pm

I'll check it... somtime soon...
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue May 15, 2012 8:39 am

Penrose is the name
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby chukaliteluvver » Tue May 15, 2012 10:11 am

Okay!

20. Challenge her. Again, this would lead to death.

21. Ask her if she's dating Artemis.

22. Trust her to keep a secret. Like your first name.

23. Call her a typical MTV girl.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Emily Elizabeth » Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:53 am

chukaliteluvver wrote:SORRY. (btw, what was that guy's last name? Too lazy to check..)


Christian Varley Penrose.

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby FadingLight » Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:12 pm

21. Offer her Beckett's underwear. Unless you're Beckett.
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Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
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I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short


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