Things not to do to Artemis

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Things not to do to Artemis

Postby smell the pages » Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:42 am

I just thought up of this topic, I want to see what kind things that people wont do to Artemis. I will start with number one

1. I will never tell Artemis that Aurum n'est pas potestas, it mean gold is not power. :biggrin:
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby silverphoenix » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:12 pm

2. Never give him a lollipop or the children's menu (though I don't think that'll happen now because he's a teenager, *sniff*, they grow up so fast).
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby evil pixie » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:43 am

3. I will never call him Arty.
I like the word evil. Scramble it a little, and you get vile and live. Good on the other hand, is just a command to go do.-Jodi Picoult, The Tenth Circle

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.-Victor Vigney

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby IzzyTehMuse » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:29 pm

4. Never give him hot cocoa as opposed to earl grey.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Azura Koboi » Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:14 pm

5. Never uptalk to him. XD
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby diesector21 » Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:14 pm

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby evil pixie » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:39 am

6. Never ask him personal questions
I like the word evil. Scramble it a little, and you get vile and live. Good on the other hand, is just a command to go do.-Jodi Picoult, The Tenth Circle

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.-Victor Vigney

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Orex » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:06 pm

7. never battle him in chess
"Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist and that I am not a gibbering moron."

"the only way of finding the limits of possible is by going beyond them into the Imposible."

"Be careful now. Timing is everything".

Don't question my spelling.

"Aurum est potestas" Gold is power

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby optiguy » Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:34 pm

8. Never get on his bad side.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby LizzieSpinelli » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:20 am

9. Never sign him up for interpretive dance classes and tell him that it's really a college-level lecture over the origin of the universe in order for him to give consent. :D
They're coming to take me away, Ha-haa!
They're coming to take me away, ho ho hee hee Ha-haa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time!
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haa!

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby optiguy » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:27 am

10. Never ever ever call him stupid!
"It has been said, 'time heals all wounds.' I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens. But it is never gone."
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby MDR » Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:45 pm

11. I would never walk up to him and start singing
Spoiler:
Artemis and Holly in a gorilla cage
k-i-s-s-i-n-g....
98% of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasnt, copy and paste this in your signature

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Orex » Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:26 pm

12.(this is sooo stupid but yet no ones put it yet) Never KILL him.
Spoiler:
Unless you bring him back like Holly.
"Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist and that I am not a gibbering moron."

"the only way of finding the limits of possible is by going beyond them into the Imposible."

"Be careful now. Timing is everything".

Don't question my spelling.

"Aurum est potestas" Gold is power

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Hot_N_Spicy » Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:00 pm

12) wow no ones said this one yet! I will not insist on calling JayJay a monkey

13) I will not try to start a conversation with him like this
"Do you think Holly's a bad kisser? I do. I know from experience!"

14) I will not throw blue sequins and confetti at him when he is sick/hurt in an attempt to heal him
Spoiler:
At Sunday Mass four Catholic mothers were chatting amiably.
The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him, "Your Grace."
The third Catholic mother says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Eminence."
The fourth Catholic woman stays quiet , the first three women give her this subtle, "Well?"
So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied dancer. When he walks into a room, people say, "Oh my God!"

OMG! CLICK ON THE SPOILER TO SEE A PHOTO OF THE AFCER I RAN INTO IN THE PARK!!! OUT SIDE THE INTERNET!!!

I think his expression shows he is thinking philosophical thoughts.
Spoiler:
ITS OPTIGUY!
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby captin.holly.short » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:24 pm

I will not talk to him about his relationship with Holly


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