Things not to do to Artemis

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Magerine2 » Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:11 pm

#16: Show him some fanfics of him and Holly. :ohmy:
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby optiguy » Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:32 pm

Magerine2 wrote:#16: Show him some fanfics of him and Holly. :ohmy:


XDDDDD He'd freak out and get Butler to kill you! XDDDD
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Hot_N_Spicy » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:00 pm

17) ask him if he wants to get old dementia with holly and throw each others faeces at passing traffic together

Awwwww how sweet, theyve exchanged bodily fluids solid they truly are lovers now!

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Artemis 117 » Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:56 pm

never mention page 136 of TTP
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Inuyasha » Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:10 pm

19. Never tell him Foaly's better then him, even if it is true.

20. never showhim a fanfic where he goes insane.

21. Never introduce him to his fan(girls). EVER! (Okay, maybe just once)
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby hollieshort_girl » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:21 pm

22: Never introduce another boy genius to him

23: Never tell him that his Mommy is a lunatic

24: Never tell him that his father is a weak, unable father figure who's missing one leg

25: Never tell him that his life is a cartoon
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Inuyasha » Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:58 pm

26: Never tell him you know about the People.

27: Never show him a picture of him and Holly kissing.

28: Never ask if he's cheating on Minerva and/or Juliet with Holly.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby wolfhowl » Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:00 am

dont insult holly in front of him

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby ILiveForTheDay » Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:39 pm

30) Never show him the AF books.

31) Never EVER show him AxH fanfiction rated M.

32) Never let him spend a day with a fangirl.

33) Never walk into a room containing Him, Holly, Foaly, Mulch, Doodah Day, No1, Qwan, Butler, Angeline, Artemis 1st, Beckett, Myles, Minerva, Trouble, Opal (okay everyone from the books) and read out a, certain page in TTP.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby I rock » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:07 am

Never.....talk to him(not even mutter under your breath) while he's with Butler
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Bookworm-ilovebooks » Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:27 am

35) I will never remind him constantly of how much a jerk he was in the first few books.

36)I will not remind him of how he almost killed two people he cares about.

37)I will not tell mulch or foaly about certin moments in ttp.

38) if you late for anything and he ask you why you were late do not answer "Why dont you ask your mother/father."
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Dontmovethefilesevil » Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:20 pm

39.) I will not steal his fairy communicator then sell it on Ebay.
40.) I will not moon him while he is at a major conference.
41.) I will not dye his hair neon pink
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby ILiveForTheDay » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:24 pm

Ohmigosh! You stole my pink!!!!

42) I will not inform his mother of his more dubious activites.
43) I will not suggest a suitable punishment being his computer taken away.
44) I will not suggest a suitable punishment being his hair dyed pink.
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Nico: Or injured
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Luna_Wolf_Norway » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:00 pm

You all have so great ideas!!!! Personally, I've always wanted to hug him, but when Butler's around, that's just suicide. :laughing:
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Dontmovethefilesevil » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:13 pm

45.) I will not tell him the future ("professions of love? Pah! Butler, get rid of her.")
46.) I will not tell him of any embarassing fanfics.
47.) I would squeal like a Twilight fangirl (who are not actual fans of the book, just Robert Pattison.) if I ever met him, but it wouldn't be a good idea.
48.) I won't make him go to military school (by punishment/ revenge)
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