Things not to do to Artemis

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Mere Reflection » Sat May 01, 2010 2:26 am

?) I will not throw a paint bomb at him

Dontmovethefilesevil wrote:39.) I will not steal his fairy communicator then sell it on Ebay.
40.) I will not moon him while he is at a major conference.
41.) I will not dye his hair neon pink


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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby I rock » Tue May 04, 2010 12:45 pm

50) (YAY)
I will not......introduce him to my fangirl club :blush:
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby ILiveForTheDay » Wed May 05, 2010 7:06 pm

I think this is the same as the other one's I've seen in that when you get to 50 you change characters, so. . .

50 Things not to do to Mulch.

1) Tell the LEP of a couple of his. . .adventures.
2) Steal stuff he's stolen.
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Grady: 'Cuz everytime you try to do something nice for us we end up sad
Nico: Or injured
Grady: Or in Mexico. . .

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Mere Reflection » Fri May 07, 2010 10:16 am

3) Don't stand behind him when hes digging.
4) Don't insult him when he is cross
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Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
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Evening news is where they begin with 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always remember you are utterly unique. Just like everyone else.
Why are you still reading this?
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Dontmovethefilesevil » Fri May 07, 2010 10:07 pm

5.) Don't quote anything to him.
6.) Don't offer him air fresheners
7.) I will not scream out loud while next to him,"He is a dwarf! I say, a smelly, hairy dwarf!"
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Mere Reflection » Sat May 08, 2010 1:18 am

8) Never lock him in a room with Foaly!
9) Never lock him in a room with and angry Commander Root
10) Never lock him in a room with Loafers from Enternity Code!
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Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby opalkoboi » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:07 am

NEVER show him anything we have writen on this site!
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Mere Reflection » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:04 am

12)Give him any 'M' rated A/H fanfiction, as either Holly or Artemis would inevitably kill him.
13)Arrest him, and then taunt him.
14)Tease him relentlessly and say he likes Juliet, and he is such a Romeo.
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Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
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Evening news is where they begin with 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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Why are you still reading this?
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Celsica » Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:27 pm

15) Don't keep your refrigerator near him
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Mere Reflection » Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:20 am

^^^Something Artemis is yet to learn :lick:

16) Steal his tunnels
17) Harm a fellow dwarf
18) Arrest him for life. With Artemis as his friend, he will Inevitably get out. And then, you're screwed.
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Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Evening news is where they begin with 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always remember you are utterly unique. Just like everyone else.
Why are you still reading this?
Nothing is impossible, yet everything is a lie. Fishies! :D
A/H forever

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Celsica » Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:19 am

19) Make him swallow rubber
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Dontmovethefilesevil » Tue Feb 22, 2011 4:11 am

20.) BURRRNN!
21.) Cut off his beard.
22.) Send him into space.
23.) Dig faster than him.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Mere Reflection » Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:21 am

24)Put him in chains in the sunlight.
25)Strap him to a pair of wings that can't come down to earth.
26)Rob him.
Thanks to Cat Moon & Raineesun for helping me do this XD
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Evening news is where they begin with 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always remember you are utterly unique. Just like everyone else.
Why are you still reading this?
Nothing is impossible, yet everything is a lie. Fishies! :D
A/H forever

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Celsica » Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:26 am

24) give him a crayon. Or a carrot. Or both. Or a carrot-crayon.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Mere Reflection » Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:29 am

Celsica wrote:24) give him a crayon. Or a carrot. Or both. Or a carrot-crayon.
And not only because Foaly would be jealous.
28) Release Opal Koboi on him. :shiny:
Thanks to Cat Moon & Raineesun for helping me do this XD
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Evening news is where they begin with 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always remember you are utterly unique. Just like everyone else.
Why are you still reading this?
Nothing is impossible, yet everything is a lie. Fishies! :D
A/H forever


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