LOL, good one.
43. Correct him, interrupt him, annoy him . . .
98% of all teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol . . . . . post this if you like bagels.
According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.