Things not to do to Artemis

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby opalkoboi » Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:45 am

What, I wouldn't annoy him that much. :lol:


29) Let him use your toilet. Just don't. Do if you must, but be warned - leting him use it is not bravery, it's stupity.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Celsica » Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:39 pm

30) Invite him to a family dinner. Bad outcomes and a mob war guaranteed!
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Dontmovethefilesevil » Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:47 am

31.) Murder his loves ones.
32.) HYPER BEAM!
33.) Go to an amusement park with him.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby opalkoboi » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:05 pm

34) kneel behind him. Self explainitry.
35) Ask him to sing. It will sound horrible, and his breath will smell.

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Celsica » Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:30 pm

36) Make him drink alcohol. A delude Mulch is not a Mulch you want to see!
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby 15bubbles » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:33 am

Never let him outside. (Was this already done? Probably. :( )
The fangirls would suffocate him, even with Butler around. Hmm... Maybe not.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Mere Reflection » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:32 am

37) Make him join AFC
38) Make him read M rated fanfiction about himself. If there is any.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Celsica » Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:33 pm

39) give him high-tec equipment
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Mere Reflection » Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:10 am

40) Tell him he has to live 1000m above ground for the rest of his life.
Thanks to Cat Moon & Raineesun for helping me do this XD
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Evening news is where they begin with 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always remember you are utterly unique. Just like everyone else.
Why are you still reading this?
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Frondish17 » Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:01 am

never steal his sunblock - think bacon strips in a rock in Death Valley
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Mere Reflection » Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:48 am

42) Never give him a years membership to a sunbathing and beauty salon.
Thanks to Cat Moon & Raineesun for helping me do this XD
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Evening news is where they begin with 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always remember you are utterly unique. Just like everyone else.
Why are you still reading this?
Nothing is impossible, yet everything is a lie. Fishies! :D
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby tomboy614 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:28 am

LOL, good one.
43. Correct him, interrupt him, annoy him . . .
98% of all teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol . . . . . post this if you like bagels.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.


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If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby Tenzen12 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:31 am

44. Try hire his manservant
Spot light steeling squad
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Tiger: You mean us? We're-
Blue Rose:We're the heroes of this town! [Steps on criminals face] My name is Blue Rose. We keep the peace in Sternbild at all times!
Tiger: ...What she said.
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Rorschach: Weren't all the X-Men movies about you?
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Heroic Blue screen of Death
Spoiler:
Artemis: I don't like lollipops...

Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
Egon: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
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Antonio: Hey, Blue Rose, help us out!
Karina(Blue Rose): Daughter... Wife... Haha. Hahaha... *eye twitch*
Antonio: It's no use! We broke her!
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby tomboy614 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:02 am

45. Even THINK about hiring his manservant
98% of all teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol . . . . . post this if you like bagels.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.


Don't steal. The government hates the competition.


If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.


Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby AFFan.lollipop » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:56 am

Mulch has a manservant?
46. Never EVER, tell him he was shipped with opal in AgiVega's Aztec incident/Sword of god series
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