Things not to do to Artemis

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:03 pm

47) never buy him jeans and a T-shirt
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:05 am

48) never mock the failure of his plan through an underwater telepod
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:51 pm

Umm, Opal, we're talking about Mulch now...
Don't kiss Mulch!

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby AliceFowl » Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:55 am

49) Yeah don't make him kiss Mulch (?)

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:46 am

50) never make him stay in the sun....

(ohhhh! the smell!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby AFFan.lollipop » Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:20 pm

Er... 50 things not to do to Juliet.
1) Never tell her she is shipped with Mulch in some fanfics.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:11 pm

2. Flirt with her (poor pizza boy)
3. Attack her.
4. Tell her that wrestling is for babies (full body cast coming right up!)
5. Insult her family in front of her.

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:37 pm

6) offer her a carpet
7)stand in her way
8) think she is lessworthy because she is a girl
9) talk about frying sushi
10) kill her brother
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:31 pm

10. Ask her if she thinks that we're just the daydreams of a greater spirit!
11. Mesmerize her - she will become more lucid and less funny!

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby AliceFowl » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:32 pm

12) stand within reach of her pony tail...
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:42 pm

Good one!
13. Ask her out (if you're a guy). The result would be painful and probably involve a jade ring, a solar plexus, and a very strong kick! :laughing:

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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby #Aurum Est Potestas# » Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:54 pm

I don't know any for Juliet, but:
Never ask Artemis why he has a girl's name.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby AliceFowl » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:25 pm

Never complain about her shade of eye shadow. Glitter green is perfectly fine, Juliet.
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby holly11short » Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:09 am

Never ask who her favorite wrestler is. Her brain would explode trying to decide. :lick:
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Re: Things not to do to Artemis

Postby tombstoneteeth » Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:39 pm

15.beat her in wrestling


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