50 Ways to Kill

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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby wolfhowl » Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:46 am

Okay! numbah 38
make her marry mulch and then send them on a honeymoon to the 11 wonder amusement park!
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Inuyasha » Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:58 am

39: Shoot her, then chop off her head with a saw, and put it in the ball return of a bowling alley. I guarantee you'll give someone on helluva scare!
40: Lock her in a room, by herself, with nothing in it but an empty fish tank in it and a SIG. She'll go insane and kill herself eventually.
41: Make her read all six Hitchhiker's books over, and over, and over, and over. Her brain will explode several times.
42: Tell her the meaning of life is 42. She'll go insane and then you can put her out of her misery.
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby wolfhowl » Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:15 am

lol!!
43. lock her in a room with a sig sauer, a bio bomb and a neutrino. tell her that artemis hates and loathes her
time will take of the rest.

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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby wolfhowl » Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:33 pm

#44.
lock her in a room to watch artemis beating her at chess over and over!

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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby ILiveForTheDay » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:27 pm

45) Make her read TTP (page 138 especially)
46) Lock her in a room with nothing in (tied to a chair), give her water torture and a SS. (Water torture is a non-painful but effective way of making someone go mad, water drips onto their head non-stop (drip....drip....drip...drip...drip...) a couple of minutes of this is incredibly annoying)
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Inuyasha » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:31 pm

47: Tell her the skier she loves just died via Juliet.
48: Show her a (very fake) video of Artemis kissing Butler and say 'You're not even smart enough to make this genius straight. *looks over* Or pretty enough, for that matter.
49: Tell her she lost in a beauty contest. To a two headed pig.
50: Make her watch the kiss of Arteis and Butler over, and over, and over, with a SIG in the room.

Whoo hoo! Next person... *thinks REALLY hard* GRUBZY! :drool:

1: Make a recording saying he's worthless and play it over to him. Every. Day.
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Dontkillchic » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:56 pm

2. Burn all of his possesions. :shiny:
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby I rock » Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:47 pm

3. Tell him his 'mummy' passed away :(
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby ILiveForTheDay » Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:07 pm

4. Get him a date with Holly. His surprise at this will cause him to have a heart attack.
5. Get him a date with Lilli. Ditto above.
6. Get him a date with anyone. Ditto above.
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Nico: Or injured
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby I rock » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:18 am

LOL

7. Give him a compliment. Shock is killing
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby ILiveForTheDay » Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:45 pm

8. Tell him he looks hawt.
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Grady: 'Cuz everytime you try to do something nice for us we end up sad
Nico: Or injured
Grady: Or in Mexico. . .

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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Mere Reflection » Fri May 07, 2010 10:22 am

9) Tell him Trouble has a lit match, dinamite and all his possesions.
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Dontmovethefilesevil » Wed May 12, 2010 2:54 am

10.) shoot him many times (duh)
11.) hold his mum hostage, make him go to designated site, then blow him up!(Mythbusters style)
12.) make him go into the field (he'll die within a week.)

wow, that was..... Not that funny.
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Mere Reflection » Wed May 12, 2010 10:59 pm

13)Elect him to Commander (death by shock :huh2:)
14)Scratch one of his precious human movies
15)Let him see Butler
Thanks to Cat Moon & Raineesun for helping me do this XD
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Evening news is where they begin with 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always remember you are utterly unique. Just like everyone else.
Why are you still reading this?
Nothing is impossible, yet everything is a lie. Fishies! :D
A/H forever

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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby ILiveForTheDay » Thu May 13, 2010 6:59 pm

16) Steal any of his stuff
17) Dye his hair. Neon blue.
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Grady: 'Cuz everytime you try to do something nice for us we end up sad
Nico: Or injured
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