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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby GibbousCloud » Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:51 pm

13. Remind him that Foaly has four legs.
14. Force him to have emotions. *GASP* That killed me, too.
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Griffar » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:42 am

15.(this is similar to the tell him his mummy is dead one) Hypnotise him and make him "remember" his mummy is dead
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Mere Reflection » Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:52 am

16)Sabotage his next plan. He would be killed by both the shock and whoever the plan was devised against.
17)Force him to go on American Idol
18)Allow Holly to do what she must really want to- send him on a blind date with a hippopotamus.
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Dontmovethefilesevil » Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:31 am

Mere Reflection wrote:16)Sabotage his next plan. He would be killed by both the shock and whoever the plan was devised against.
17)Force him to go on American Idol
18)Allow Holly to do what she must really want to- send him on a blind date with a hippopotamus.


The problem with 16 is no one could (right now).
19.) transplant his brain into a silky safia lemur, send him back in time, and begin a paradox!(he would die within a year or two of old age.)
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Mere Reflection » Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:20 am

Dontmovethefilesevil wrote:
Mere Reflection wrote:16)Sabotage his next plan. He would be killed by both the shock and whoever the plan was devised against.
17)Force him to go on American Idol
18)Allow Holly to do what she must really want to- send him on a blind date with a hippopotamus.


The problem with 16 is no one could (right now).
19.) transplant his brain into a silky safia lemur, send him back in time, and begin a paradox!(he would die within a year or two of old age.)


I doubt anyone could do that either. :laughing:

20)Lock him in a room with every single person who hates him. All of whom armed with neutrinos.
21)Tie him to a chair and make him watch himself "barking lollipop" for several days straight.
22)Persuade everyone near him to use constantly terrible bad grammar until he goes round the bend trying to correct them. I would love to see that.
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Dontmovethefilesevil » Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:07 pm

23.) mesmerize Butler into either
a.) dying
b.) killing Artemis
c.) abandoning Artemis.
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OMG. New theory

24.) Tell him everything he knows is a lie, and that he is actually in a mental hospital.
25.) Find a way to marry him, then divorce him and take all his money.
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Mere Reflection » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:33 am

Dontmovethefilesevil wrote:23.) mesmerize Butler into either
a.) dying
b.) killing Artemis
c.) abandoning Artemis.
...
OMG. New theory

24.) Tell him everything he knows is a lie, and that he is actually in a mental hospital.
25.) Find a way to marry him, then divorce him and take all his money.
THAT WOULD KILL HIM, NUMBER 24!

26)Put him in a dress (a pink frilly one) then send him to be the first man on Mars.
27)Put him in a room with everyone he has ever annoyed. Even if they don't kill him, he'll be suffocated by sheer mass of people.
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Purple_Enigma » Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:41 pm

28)Tell him the theory of evolution has been proved. (Remember TTP? it apparently "has more holes in it than Swiss cheese"
29)Tell him a certain Mr. Colfer wrote a book on him that gave details on his *cough* relationship with Holly and claimed it was true, every last word of it.
30)Tell Butler Artemis loves Juliet. Poor Arty would die of embarrassment.
31)Tell Beckett Arty destroyed all the worms in the world. Beckett and Myles, together, would have their revenge.
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'I must go,Butler,' said Artemis firmly.'My mind is eating me alive.I think the guilt is the main problem.I must do whatever I can to atone.'
'And?' said Butler,unconvinced.
Artemis held his arms out so that Foaly could drape the suit sleeves over them.
'And I will not be beaten by that jackass.'
'Jackass?'said Foaly,wounded.‘My favourite uncle is a jackass.'


From here
Spoiler:
If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.
The proper way to report to Professor McGonagall is "You wanted to see me, Professor?" Not "I have it on good authority that you have no evidence."
I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwarts' smartest student is in another house.
I will not conjure up lemons and say-Life hath given thou LEMONS!

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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Mere Reflection » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:46 am

Purple_Enigma wrote:30)Tell Butler Artemis loves Juliet. Poor Arty would die of embarrassment.
Probably be Juliet who kills Artemis! LOLZ

32)Mesmer him into thinking he is the dumbest person in the world!
33)Mesmer him into using constant bad grammar without being able to control himself.
34)Tell him the fours and Orion are taking him over forever!
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Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Why are you still reading this?
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Purple_Enigma » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:43 pm

Mere Reflection wrote:
Purple_Enigma wrote:30)Tell Butler Artemis loves Juliet. Poor Arty would die of embarrassment.
Probably be Juliet who kills Artemis! LOLZ


tru tru :p

From TAC:
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35)As a joint effort between yourself, Foaly and Mulch, make fun of his Atlantis Complex relentlessly. Not only the number-counting. Serious stuff. Like Orion. *meeehahahahahahaa*

36)Tell Angeline what "disguise" he used to steal the painting in TOD. :laughing: Tell Artemis I and Beckett and Myles while you're at it as well...
37)Tell Angeline what happened in TTP. You know what I'm talking about. Again, with Arty's dying of embarrassment.
38)Tell Myles what really happened to Professor Primate. Again, with the kid taking his revenge.
39)Tell Artemis Minerva was talking about what their kids would look like.
okay my brain is dry. Anything else?
TAC
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'I must go,Butler,' said Artemis firmly.'My mind is eating me alive.I think the guilt is the main problem.I must do whatever I can to atone.'
'And?' said Butler,unconvinced.
Artemis held his arms out so that Foaly could drape the suit sleeves over them.
'And I will not be beaten by that jackass.'
'Jackass?'said Foaly,wounded.‘My favourite uncle is a jackass.'


From here
Spoiler:
If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.
The proper way to report to Professor McGonagall is "You wanted to see me, Professor?" Not "I have it on good authority that you have no evidence."
I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwarts' smartest student is in another house.
I will not conjure up lemons and say-Life hath given thou LEMONS!

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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Mere Reflection » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:15 am

40)Carefully make a diagnosis that proves exactly why he is a moron.
41)Tell him he has brain cancer.
42)Tell him he has Alziemers.
43)INTRODUCE HIM TO US FANGIRLS! WOOT WOOT!

HAHAHA Pur, you never imagine Artemis to be killed by his own family. Well. So much for all Butler's security against intruders!
Thanks to Cat Moon & Raineesun for helping me do this XD
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Evening news is where they begin with 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always remember you are utterly unique. Just like everyone else.
Why are you still reading this?
Nothing is impossible, yet everything is a lie. Fishies! :D
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby ILiveForTheDay » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:20 pm

Ha. I love 43. And I'd be right at the front in the thick of them. . .

44) Get the Rathdown Park tapes and play them at Movie night in the LEP (Although this would work just as well for Holly)
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Mere Reflection » Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:52 pm

45) Tape all his time as Orion, make it into a movie and sell it under "Romeo and Juliet".
46) Give that tape to his parents. 0_o
47) Give that tabe to his brothers
48) GIVE THAT TAPE TO MINERVA + BUTLER!
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Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
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Why are you still reading this?
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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Purple_Enigma » Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:21 pm

49)Remind Mulch of the * cough*I'm-the-nut*cough* incident. In front of Artemis. Repeatedly.
aaaaand,
50)I'm outta ideas, anyone?
TAC
Spoiler:
'I must go,Butler,' said Artemis firmly.'My mind is eating me alive.I think the guilt is the main problem.I must do whatever I can to atone.'
'And?' said Butler,unconvinced.
Artemis held his arms out so that Foaly could drape the suit sleeves over them.
'And I will not be beaten by that jackass.'
'Jackass?'said Foaly,wounded.‘My favourite uncle is a jackass.'


From here
Spoiler:
If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.
The proper way to report to Professor McGonagall is "You wanted to see me, Professor?" Not "I have it on good authority that you have no evidence."
I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwarts' smartest student is in another house.
I will not conjure up lemons and say-Life hath given thou LEMONS!

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Re: 50 Ways to Kill

Postby Mere Reflection » Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:09 am

50) TELL HIM THAT HOLLY HATES HIM AND ALWAYS HAS!A/H forever.

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Thanks to Cat Moon & Raineesun for helping me do this XD
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Evening news is where they begin with 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always remember you are utterly unique. Just like everyone else.
Why are you still reading this?
Nothing is impossible, yet everything is a lie. Fishies! :D
A/H forever


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