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Re: The Pizza Song

Postby Mere Reflection » Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:43 am

Hehee I like number 100

101)Pizza, pizza,
Why so delicious?
If I can't eat you
I turn vicious!

102)Pizza, pizza,
You're really delicious
And if I add salad
You're even nutritious

103)Pizza, pizza,
Oh so yummy
I can't rest
Until you're in my tummy

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Re: The Pizza Song

Postby tomboy614 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:59 am

(Almost there!)

104:
Pizza, pizza
So cheesy and warm
You attract us like bees to honey
Enough for a swarm!
(I suck at this . . .)
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Re: The Pizza Song

Postby Frondish17 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:06 am

105.
Full price, quarter price,
half price off
Don't give me prices
I want to scoff

106.
In a box, on a plate,
A garbage can
Stovetop, rooftop,
In a pan

107.
I can eat you
Anywhere
If I can eat you
I don't care!

108.
Ham or meatball
Anchovies
Give me pizza
Pretty please?
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Re: The Pizza Song

Postby tomboy614 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:46 am

109:
Bacon or pepperoni
Pineapple or just cheese
I don't care which topping
Just hand me a slice please

110:
Pizza oh pizza
I wish that you can stay
But alas, I'm eating you
Til we meet the next day

111:
A coupon or not
With topics or without
Either way, one way or the other
You'll be chewed inside my mouth

(so close!)
98% of all teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol . . . . . post this if you like bagels.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.


Don't steal. The government hates the competition.


If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.


Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

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Re: The Pizza Song

Postby Frondish17 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:55 am

112.
Pizza pizza
Close to the crust
Finishing you
Is a must

113.
Fingerlickin'
Caught in my teeth
Not done yet
One more piece?

114.
Pizza's all gone
I'm so upset
It's not even enough
When it's all you can get



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Re: The Pizza Song

Postby tomboy614 » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:10 am

YEAH! WE HAVE CREATED THE 114 VERSE PIZZA SONG!! WHOOP!!
. . . we should try to get Colfer to publish this as the official pizza song! :shiny: Mr. Shiny agrees with me!
98% of all teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol . . . . . post this if you like bagels.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.


Don't steal. The government hates the competition.


If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.


Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

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Re: The Pizza Song

Postby Mere Reflection » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:12 pm

Pfft, just email Eoin the whole song why don't we! xD
Thanks to Cat Moon & Raineesun for helping me do this XD
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Evening news is where they begin with 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always remember you are utterly unique. Just like everyone else.
Why are you still reading this?
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Re: The Pizza Song

Postby Multiverse » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:34 pm

Apparently I turn to this thread whenever I know I´m having pizza for dinner. Must be something subconscious. :laughing:

I agree; Colfer definitely should see this song. =J

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Re: The Pizza Song

Postby tomboy614 » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:50 pm

YAY!! You agree with me AND Mr. Shiny! :shiny: He's happy! :laughing: *sigh* . . . SEND IT SEND IT!
98% of all teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol . . . . . post this if you like bagels.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.


Don't steal. The government hates the competition.


If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.


Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

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Re: The Pizza Song

Postby Athena32 » Sun Sep 06, 2015 2:11 am

Multiverse wrote:Apparently I turn to this thread whenever I know I´m having pizza for dinner. Must be something subconscious. :laughing:


I had pizza for dinner!!!! And this is my first time on this thread!
I'm fine, seeing as you asked.-Foaly
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Re: The Pizza Song

Postby FadingLight » Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:59 pm

I know the song's finished, but I wanted to put these lyrics up anyways.


Pizza, pizza,
Eat till you drop!
Wash down the slices
With gallons of pop!

Pepperoni, pepperoni,
Who needs to chew?
Flavoured with buckets
Of mystery goo!

Cheese, cheese,
Long sticky strings!
Just conquer the restaurant
No need to ring!
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Re: The Pizza Song

Postby Athena32 » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:06 am

Forget about cooking,
Less dishes to do!
Just lick off your fingers.
Much better than stew!

I think the Pizza song should have a reprise that Holly hasn't heard about before. With... 72 verses. That should keep us going for a while.

Or maybe there should be seasonal verses that you can only sing during the pilgrimage. You would need some more for worshiping pizza at home.
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