Bacon or pepperoni
Pineapple or just cheese
I don't care which topping
Just hand me a slice please
Pizza oh pizza
I wish that you can stay
But alas, I'm eating you
Til we meet the next day
A coupon or not
With topics or without
Either way, one way or the other
You'll be chewed inside my mouth
98% of all teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol . . . . . post this if you like bagels.
According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.