Holly: You're calling Captain Holly Short of the LEP. Please leave a message at the beep. If it's Foaly, no, I don't want to test out your new invention. I'm not a guinea pig, for heaven's sake! If its No.1, try not to throw a tantrum while you wait. Vinyáya wasn't happy about the fish thing. Sorry. I'll get you an ice cream later. If it's Mulch, here's a warning: If you break into my house and eat all my food again, you'll be sorry. I borrowed some booby traps from Foaly. And if it's Artemis, well, d'Arvit. Since you're not calling on my communicator, I'm guessing something's happened. What have you gotten into this time?! Do you ever have a peaceful week?!
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short