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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Tenzen12 » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:53 pm

Orion:
First off, I have no interest in ordinary people. But, if any of you are beutifull fairies, aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all! oh and maybe if you are girl who came with this line before I did of course :laughing:
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Criminal: Who are you guys!?
Tiger: You mean us? We're-
Blue Rose:We're the heroes of this town! [Steps on criminals face] My name is Blue Rose. We keep the peace in Sternbild at all times!
Tiger: ...What she said.
—Tiger and Bunny

Wolverine: Stay on topic, bub! This movie's about me!
Rorschach: Weren't all the X-Men movies about you?
— I'm A Marvel... And I'm A DC: Wolverine and Watchmen

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Artemis: I don't like lollipops...

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Egon: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
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Antonio: Hey, Blue Rose, help us out!
Karina(Blue Rose): Daughter... Wife... Haha. Hahaha... *eye twitch*
Antonio: It's no use! We broke her!
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Frondish17 » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:15 am

Ark Sool (in TOD):

"You have reached the acting commander of the LEP. If your message pertains to anything that has to do with . . . *buzz* . . . what the . . . *jumblerumble* . . . blast . . . "Foaly's voice singing: "Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little laaaaamb! . . ."* . . . That infernal centaur! How did he . . . BEEP!


Juliet Butler:

"Yo. This is Juliet's phone. Obviously I'm not available, but that doesn't mean you can't be the awesomest person in the world and leave a message after the beep! I'll get back to you. Ciao."
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:17 pm

Chix Verbil:
Hey, this is Chix, and if you're calling me, this must mean that you want to know if I'm taken. I'm not! So you can leave me your number, babe.

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:36 pm

oh, good one!

I thought again of adding that as my voice mail, but my gradparents call me often....
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby AliceFowl » Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:43 pm

I already have an insane Shalespeare answering machine on my cell phone, so no one would care if I had am even crazier one...hmm...
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby chukaliteluvver » Wed May 16, 2012 5:04 pm

No one's posted here for a while...

Orion;

Sweet princess! Oh, that the caller is you, please leave a message! If it is someone else, you are welcome to aswell! The joy of recieving messages, and Artemis wants me to say that this message will soon be deleted. But if you get this, lovely lady Holly, do not be reluctant to leave a message! I am happy, simply hearing your voice...

(Arty comes back, finds this and deletes it)

Arty;

Sorry about the earlier message...

Myles *bumping in* : ARTEMIS SIMPLETOON!
Arty; IS THAT A NEUTRINO?!
Beckett; *BUZZ* Artemis unconshus!
Orion; FREE ATLAST! Hmm..was that recorded?
Myles *checks*; yes.
Orion; then we shall post it on the internet, for the fair lady's amusement, where Artemis cannot trace it!

Holly *listens to recording*

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! That mudboy just made my year!
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby evilopalrocks! » Thu May 17, 2012 1:04 pm

omegosh, dat vas owsm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shiny: :shiny:
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby chukaliteluvver » Sat May 19, 2012 6:14 pm

Really? Yay, Arty!
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I cannot be the only one that cried in the Last Guardian. I simply cannot.

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Emmi-Kat » Tue May 22, 2012 6:05 am

Artemis! And extra points if you can catch the AtLA reference, there!

Hey, Arty Here!*smiles and waves though no-one can see it* This is, um, my answering machine, though you've probably come to that conclusion. Well, if anyone but my parents or Butler is calling...yeah...I guess you'd probably have to go through Butler first to talk to me. So I guess this is obsolete. Bye! I hope you have a pleasant day!
...Was that what you call, "Cheery", Captain?*beeps, cutting them off*
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue May 22, 2012 9:11 am

I'm sorry, I didn't get it...
and what is AtLA?
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Emmi-Kat » Wed May 23, 2012 3:21 pm

Avatar the Last Airbender.
"We all have our own time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams." ~Jeremy Irons

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby FadingLight » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:30 am

Holly: You're calling Captain Holly Short of the LEP. Please leave a message at the beep. If it's Foaly, no, I don't want to test out your new invention. I'm not a guinea pig, for heaven's sake! If its No.1, try not to throw a tantrum while you wait. Vinyáya wasn't happy about the fish thing. Sorry. I'll get you an ice cream later. If it's Mulch, here's a warning: If you break into my house and eat all my food again, you'll be sorry. I borrowed some booby traps from Foaly. And if it's Artemis, well, d'Arvit. Since you're not calling on my communicator, I'm guessing something's happened. What have you gotten into this time?! Do you ever have a peaceful week?!
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby AF Lover » Sun Mar 15, 2015 1:11 am

Mulch:

"Hello there. If I didn't pick up, I'm probably saving the world with my wind. And if this is some interested girl, I only date members of my own species. So leave a message after the beep-thing and I'll probably not get back to you!"

*loud noise*

*BEEP*

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby FadingLight » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:28 pm

No. 1: Hello, you're calling No. 1, demon warlock! There's no need to be frightened, since I love everything! Leave a message at the sound of birds singing. D'Arvit! Oops, that's my swear toad Bleep! He must have escaped and… wait, is that a baby swear toad? Gotta go!

[sound of birdsong interspersed with swearing]
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short


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