Artemis' answering machine, (which he programed to recognize the number as Fairy, human, Butler, or Holly
"Good morrow those I deem worthy to have my number. If you have something important to say, say your name first, then follow with your reason behind calling. If you do not have anything important to say do not bother leaving a message, for I will not listen to it"
"So you once again need my intellect, that doesn't surprise, please leave a message, worthy of my time, after the beep"
"Butler if your needing to call me then that must mean trouble is afoot, if this is the case, I already have planted a tracker in my phone, and it is currently transferring you my location. Thank you"
"Um, hi Holly, um glad to hear from yo but um...
Butler- So having trouble with this message Artemis
Artemis- I am not
Butler- Should I get Juliet on the phone to help you
Artemis- I am perfectly fine handling th... oh shoot did this record my whole conversation
There's a flaw in the system, as usual
I actualy look like HARRY POTTER!!!
"If fishes are part of the ecosystem, why do we eat them? *confuzzled about the whole concept of eating anything that's was once living*" PUT IT ON YOUR SIGGY!