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Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby FoalysGirl » Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:53 pm

I played this game on an old forum. Pretty much you make up a answering machine message for a character of Artemis Fowl. It can be anyone! So enjoy, I'm looking forward to seeing peoples creations.

I'll start with one for Foaly.

"Hello. I'm not here at the moment and if I am I'm currently working on a new invention to help LEP. If it's important and you're one of the people, please leave a message after the beep. If you're a Mud Man who works with the FBI, CIA, IRA or any other organizations GO AWAY!.....BEEEP."
"Edwin, what's the plural for Ox?"
"Oxen. The farmer used his oxen."
"Brian,"
"What?"
"What's the plural for box?"
"Boxen! I bought two boxen of doughnuts."

---Brain's stupid in school comedy skit

"I'm the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude." ----Tropic Thunder

"Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock." ------ Buffy season 6

"He was like....Napoleon!" ---Me

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby A.FILES » Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:12 pm

Okay, here's Minerva's.

"H-hello I'm not here right now. Please leave a message at the tone. If it's thoes Fowl fans again... PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU PEOPLE?!?! *beeeeep*"
In out hearts forever, in loving memory of Julius Root. Gone but not forgotten.
~Water forever fades into the moonlight~
I don't like lollipops ~Artemis Fowl
Normality is an illusion, why do you think there are so many crazy people in the world?
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Let me say this one more time, slowly, insult Foaly one more time, and you'll become newly acquainted with the ground. ~Me, and I'm not kidding either.
I didn't escape the loony bin, I have a day pass!
I got goosed and all I got was this stupid signature.

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Artimis look-alike » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:23 am

Artemis' answering machine, (which he programed to recognize the number as Fairy, human, Butler, or Holly

For Human
"Good morrow those I deem worthy to have my number. If you have something important to say, say your name first, then follow with your reason behind calling. If you do not have anything important to say do not bother leaving a message, for I will not listen to it"

For Fairy
"So you once again need my intellect, that doesn't surprise, please leave a message, worthy of my time, after the beep"

For Butler
"Butler if your needing to call me then that must mean trouble is afoot, if this is the case, I already have planted a tracker in my phone, and it is currently transferring you my location. Thank you"

For Holly
"Um, hi Holly, um glad to hear from yo but um...
Butler- So having trouble with this message Artemis
Artemis- I am not
Butler- Should I get Juliet on the phone to help you
Artemis- I am perfectly fine handling th... oh shoot did this record my whole conversation
Butler- *laughing*"
There's a flaw in the system, as usual

I actualy look like HARRY POTTER!!!

"If fishes are part of the ecosystem, why do we eat them? *confuzzled about the whole concept of eating anything that's was once living*" PUT IT ON YOUR SIGGY!

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Cat Moon » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:01 pm

I'll do Commander Root's...

"Go away and sort it out yourself! And if it's only a hunch, then I definitely don't want to know. Unless I suggested it...Anyway, go away and sort it out yourself! BEEEEEEP"
Thankyou for my avvie, Rain! I luv it!!! :laughing:

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Mrs Opal Fowl » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:54 pm

OPAL'S: :shiny:

*pick-up*
"Greetings, fool. Obviously, I am not here, for this is my machine. Seriously, I don't even know why I have one of these pieces of garbage. Reasons for my absence may either be because I am busy with something innocent, or fate has deemed your unattractiveness not worthy of my time. Hm, so why DO I have this thing if I'm not going to bother listening to the messages? *sigh* No one ever calls me anyway. Everyone needs a friend! Or a man....... Now that I have composed of my self, I shall leave this machine to it's work."

*BEEEP!*

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Postby A.FILES » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:21 pm

Ooh! Ooh! Juliet!!!!

"If you have this number and I don't pick up, don't leave a message. I will find you... Oh and if this is Arty, what do you need me to do this time? *beep*"
In out hearts forever, in loving memory of Julius Root. Gone but not forgotten.
~Water forever fades into the moonlight~
I don't like lollipops ~Artemis Fowl
Normality is an illusion, why do you think there are so many crazy people in the world?
Koboi Labs: Technology you can trust, people you can't. ~My bud, Flare
Let me say this one more time, slowly, insult Foaly one more time, and you'll become newly acquainted with the ground. ~Me, and I'm not kidding either.
I didn't escape the loony bin, I have a day pass!
I got goosed and all I got was this stupid signature.

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby FoalysGirl » Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:56 am

Butler:

"If I know you don't leave a message. If I do know you still don't leave a message BEEP!"
"Edwin, what's the plural for Ox?"
"Oxen. The farmer used his oxen."
"Brian,"
"What?"
"What's the plural for box?"
"Boxen! I bought two boxen of doughnuts."

---Brain's stupid in school comedy skit

"I'm the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude." ----Tropic Thunder

"Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock." ------ Buffy season 6

"He was like....Napoleon!" ---Me

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Mrs Opal Fowl » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:54 pm

Opal again!

"Damnation to this infernal machine! If you want to leave a message, please just go ahead and presume that I will take note of it. BEEP! Oh wait, was I the one supposed to do that?"

*BEEEEP!*

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby ILiveForTheDay » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:51 pm

Ummmmmm.

Mulch:
*silence*
(did I mention he doesn't own one?)

Beckett + Myles: (I don't even know why 3 year olds have answering machines but anyway)
(think cute)
Together:Heya
Beckett: (proudly) This is the answering machine
Myles: SIMPLETOON! Everyone knows that!
B: Do not!
M: Do too!
B: not!
M: Too!
B: NOT!
M: TOO!
-machine at this point cuts out with a message that they have reached the time limit-
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Grady: 'Cuz everytime you try to do something nice for us we end up sad
Nico: Or injured
Grady: Or in Mexico. . .

***
It's ALIVE.

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Inuyasha » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:50 am

Artemis Sr.

"Greetings. Obviously I am not here right now so please leave a message.
Angeline: *with voice strained* Timmy! There's someone here to see us!
Artemis Sr.: *yelling* Coming dear! *in normal voice* Gotta run! Thank you for your call." *beeep*
If music didn't exsist, I'd create it.
If poetry weren't in my life, I'd find it.
If all my friends up and left me, I'd make new ones.
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby ILiveForTheDay » Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:06 pm

Foaly:
This is the incredibly good-looking, talented, smart, handsome, young, attractive, genius, inventi--
-machine at this point cuts off-

Root's:
Commander root here! Please leave a message after the machine gun noise.
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Grady: 'Cuz everytime you try to do something nice for us we end up sad
Nico: Or injured
Grady: Or in Mexico. . .

***
It's ALIVE.

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Inuyasha » Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:30 pm

You forgot the 'bang'. lol

Hmmm... Grub Kelp. :shiny: :loveeyes: :shiny:

"Hey. Err. You've reached -eh he- Grub Kelp. Please leave a message after the tone? *muttering, thinking he's turned it off* Not that this'll actually be used. After all, who calls anyway. *realising he was just recorded* AW-! *machine cuts him off*"

Verbil comma Chix.

"Helooooo ladies. You've reached Verbil comma Chix. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, but don't you worry your pretty little head off, I'll call back when i get the chance. *makes that annoying clicking noise that guys thinks attracts women* See ya. *beeeeeeep*"
If music didn't exsist, I'd create it.
If poetry weren't in my life, I'd find it.
If all my friends up and left me, I'd make new ones.
My life is a colorful thing, and nothing will make it grey.

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby ILiveForTheDay » Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:50 pm

^Man you got Chix so dang right!

Artemis:
Hello this is Artemis Fowl, I am currently unavailble (probably saving the world) but will call you back as soon as possible.
Meh. Really bad but anyway.
☺ ☻ ♥ ♠ ♣ ♦ • ◘ ♫ ☼ ☺ ♪ ♀ ◄ ↕ ‼ ► ↑ ↓ → § ← ∟ ↔ ▼ ▲ ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + ¿

Grady: 'Cuz everytime you try to do something nice for us we end up sad
Nico: Or injured
Grady: Or in Mexico. . .

***
It's ALIVE.

☺ ☻ ♥ ♠ ♣ ♦ • ◘ ♫ ☼ ☺ ♪ ♀ ◄ ↕ ‼ ► ↑ ↓ → § ← ∟ ↔ ▼ ▲ ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + ¿

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Inuyasha » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:12 pm

Artemis(again!)

Greetings. Please don't waste my time. If you're calling for no reason or just 'to talk', hang up now. Thank you and good day. *beep*

Sucky!
If music didn't exsist, I'd create it.
If poetry weren't in my life, I'd find it.
If all my friends up and left me, I'd make new ones.
My life is a colorful thing, and nothing will make it grey.

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby ILiveForTheDay » Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:10 pm

Urrrg (Is it just me or are we trying to out-game each other??)

Turnball Root:
If it is Root lemme tell ya this! I WILL hunt you down. I WILL get my revenge. NOTHING you can do to me (or me to myself) will stop that.

Grub:
Errrrr. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
-cuts off here-

Root:
F*** Off.
☺ ☻ ♥ ♠ ♣ ♦ • ◘ ♫ ☼ ☺ ♪ ♀ ◄ ↕ ‼ ► ↑ ↓ → § ← ∟ ↔ ▼ ▲ ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + ¿

Grady: 'Cuz everytime you try to do something nice for us we end up sad
Nico: Or injured
Grady: Or in Mexico. . .

***
It's ALIVE.

☺ ☻ ♥ ♠ ♣ ♦ • ◘ ♫ ☼ ☺ ♪ ♀ ◄ ↕ ‼ ► ↑ ↓ → § ← ∟ ↔ ▼ ▲ ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + ¿


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