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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Mere Reflection » Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:02 am

Nice positioning of the beep...

Mulch:
This is Juluis Root. I'l just like to say- I love potplants. *almost inadible sniggering from Mulch* BEEP

Yeah, I know very OOC.
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby opalkoboi » Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:13 am

Opal Koboi (not me, the actual charater):

You need not leave a message, inferior being, as I can hear your thoughts nattering away, saying I am mad. You are all BEEP [she ran out of time]
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Mere Reflection » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:02 am

Mulch and Doodah Day's PI organisation:

Mulch: *Chewing noises* Thith ith mine and Dooh-dahh Day's-
Doodah Day: That is disgusting! If you're going to eat like that go outside. This is Mulch Diggum and Doodah Day's answering machine. We regret to inform you that-
Mulch: -We can't be bothered picking up.
Doodah Day: THAT WE ARE NOT AVAILABLE AT PRESENT. IF YOU COULD KINDLY-
Mulch: -Get off the line-
Doodah Day: -LEAVE A MESSAGE, WE WILL BE SURE TO-
Mulch: DELETE IT
Doodah Day: GET BACK TO YOU.
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Celsica » Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:48 am

Trouble:

"This is Commander Trouble Kelp, and I'm not available right now because I'm saving the people. If yuo are Grub and want to moan, just hang up, I won't listen to your complaints. If it's Artemis Fowl, just one thing to say to you: "armpit lice". Please leave your message after the beep
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby opalkoboi » Sun Feb 20, 2011 1:01 pm

J. Argon:

"I want you to relax, take a seat, and know that I am not in, but everything will be fine. Are you feeling OK? Good...you're relaxing, calming, now you may leave a message for me and I will get back to you, no one will abandon you."
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby 15bubbles » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:31 am

Foaly:
You have reached Foaly, the incredibly intelligent, genius centuar who needs a raise. If you're on your way to see me, please wear a tinfoil hat. If you're Holly, you'd better not break anymore of the equipment! I'm underfunded!

Grub:
Hello this is Grub Kelp, the elf who took on the Mud Man Butler and won. Yes, I -- *phone clatters* MOMMY! TRUBS! THE PHONE DROPPED ON MY FOOT! I THINK MY TOE'S BROKEN! I'm going to sue the phone -- *beep*
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Mere Reflection » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:34 am

Our beloved Root:

D'Arvit, just leave a message and Foaly will get back to you. Unless this is Holly Short, in which case I'm giving you a direct order to report in immediately. Not that you're going to follow it, probably.
Thanks to Cat Moon & Raineesun for helping me do this XD
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Evening news is where they begin with 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always remember you are utterly unique. Just like everyone else.
Why are you still reading this?
Nothing is impossible, yet everything is a lie. Fishies! :D
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby opalkoboi » Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:49 pm

Foaly:

I'm not in... Well? If you aren't smart enough to know or work out what to do just hang up then hang yourself, you aren't worth my time. [BEEP]

Mulch:

Don't leave a message unless you plan to bring me chicken wings after. [BEEP]
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Frondish17 » Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:24 am

Artemis:
*electronic Lili Frond voice*
If you are human, please press 1
If you are not, please press 2
If you do not understand this differentiation, press 1 as you are obviously human

1) Hello. You have reached Artemis Fowl II. Or rather, you have not, as I am obviously not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the tone, and I will get back to you as soon as whatever project I am working on at this time is completed. Thank you.

2) Greetings, my friends. Obviously I am not available at the moment. However, if you would be so kind as to leave your name and the reason you called - especially if it has to do with saving the world, stolen technology, missing persons, consultant advice, etc. - after the tone, I shall make every attempt at returning your call in order to help. Thank you.

alternative version of 2) I didn't do it! I didn't do it! It wasn't me!
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby 15bubbles » Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:11 am

Orion's Answering Machine ( :laughing: ):
Knave or genteel lady, I shall courteously return your call as soon as Artemis (The cold-hearted demon.) has been knocked out again. I bid you to have patience.

If this is Holly,
O fair princess! Even the stars cannot outshine thee! How do I show my passion and yearning for thou love?! My loyalty to you, O Wondrous lady, is burning as brightly as the sun! I -- *BEEP*
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Frondish17 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:06 am

Butler's answering machine (because he would only have one phone and only one person would have the number to that phone):

Hello Artemis. I have no idea why I am not answering your call right now, as I should be on call at all hours, 24/7. Chances are I am dead or otherwise incapacitated. So please get Fowl Manor at this instant. If I happen not to be dead or incapacitated, I have no excuse, and you are legally able and advised by me personally to fire me.
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby tomboy614 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:08 am

Foaly:

I don't know WHY I've EVER gotten such barbaric mud men ways, but as such, I must do this. Well, I hope you're smarter than a single celled organism and is able to understand that I'm not here, and to leave a message. [BEEP]
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Frondish17 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:16 am

Orion's answering machine:

Hello, fair lady! I have composed a poem just for you!

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I love you, Holly,
And so do I . . .

[Beep]
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Tenzen12 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:45 am

n.1.

Hello my dear friends I would love to talk to you. But maybe next time :laughing:
After beep you can leave message, notice, statement, wor... Beep
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Frondish17 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:09 am

good one! :D
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