I don't know WHY I've EVER gotten such barbaric mud men ways, but as such, I must do this. Well, I hope you're smarter than a single celled organism and is able to understand that I'm not here, and to leave a message. [BEEP]
98% of all teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol . . . . . post this if you like bagels.
According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.