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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby tomboy614 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:08 am

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Frondish17 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:16 am

Orion's answering machine:

Hello, fair lady! I have composed a poem just for you!

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I love you, Holly,
And so do I . . .

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Tenzen12 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:45 am

n.1.

Hello my dear friends I would love to talk to you. But maybe next time :laughing:
After beep you can leave message, notice, statement, wor... Beep
Spot light steeling squad
Spoiler:
Criminal: Who are you guys!?
Tiger: You mean us? We're-
Blue Rose:We're the heroes of this town! [Steps on criminals face] My name is Blue Rose. We keep the peace in Sternbild at all times!
Tiger: ...What she said.
—Tiger and Bunny

Wolverine: Stay on topic, bub! This movie's about me!
Rorschach: Weren't all the X-Men movies about you?
— I'm A Marvel... And I'm A DC: Wolverine and Watchmen

Heroic Blue screen of Death
Spoiler:
Artemis: I don't like lollipops...

Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
Egon: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
—Ghostbusters

Antonio: Hey, Blue Rose, help us out!
Karina(Blue Rose): Daughter... Wife... Haha. Hahaha... *eye twitch*
Antonio: It's no use! We broke her!
—Tiger and Bunny (get know her crush better... he is widower, though)

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Frondish17 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:09 am

good one! :D
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Tenzen12 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:10 am

thanks
Spot light steeling squad
Spoiler:
Criminal: Who are you guys!?
Tiger: You mean us? We're-
Blue Rose:We're the heroes of this town! [Steps on criminals face] My name is Blue Rose. We keep the peace in Sternbild at all times!
Tiger: ...What she said.
—Tiger and Bunny

Wolverine: Stay on topic, bub! This movie's about me!
Rorschach: Weren't all the X-Men movies about you?
— I'm A Marvel... And I'm A DC: Wolverine and Watchmen

Heroic Blue screen of Death
Spoiler:
Artemis: I don't like lollipops...

Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
Egon: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
—Ghostbusters

Antonio: Hey, Blue Rose, help us out!
Karina(Blue Rose): Daughter... Wife... Haha. Hahaha... *eye twitch*
Antonio: It's no use! We broke her!
—Tiger and Bunny (get know her crush better... he is widower, though)

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby holly11short » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:10 am

Holly:

Hello, this is Captain Holly Short. Please leave a message after the beep and I will-- (Artemis's voice) Hello, fairy. You have exactly five seconds to hang up, and no, Holly will not be calling you back. *BEEP*

(When Holly realizes that people haven't been leaving her messages and decides to investigate): ARTEMIS!!! STOP MESSING WITH MY PHONE!!! *sees that she's had 13 missed calls from Trouble* ... though on the other hand... ;P (ARTEMIS AND HOLLY FOREVER! lol)

Opal:

Hello, inferior being. My brilliant life is too valuable to have wasted time on you, but if it really is important, leave a message. Remember, it better be important. Don't make me hunt you down. Oh, and please don't speak too close to the mic. It's bad for my hair. *BEEP*
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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:47 pm

I was just thinkng, how creepy would it be to call some number and get one of those answering machines..... :scared:
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby holly11short » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:29 am

evilopalrocks! wrote:I was just thinkng, how creepy would it be to call some number and get one of those answering machines..... :scared:

Dude, I think I might just change my answering machine on my phone to do this! None of my friends really read Artemis Fowl so they won't get it, but oh well! :P
"That's what happens when you're a genius." The centaur smiled. "Look, I scraped an F for Foaly!"

The daruma doll fell o...
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What the h*** is a Hufflepuff?

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby evilopalrocks! » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:30 am

I actually considered putting that when I get a cellphone, and my sister said that I should, but my friends already think I'm too obssesive sooo.....
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby holly11short » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:27 pm

Yeah and then you'd have to explain everything to them and... yeah I understand. I had a problem like that the other day. -_-' I think EVERYONE should read Artemis Fowl, because those who don't are missing out. :lick:
"That's what happens when you're a genius." The centaur smiled. "Look, I scraped an F for Foaly!"

The daruma doll fell o...
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Hufflepuffs are great finders!
What the h*** is a Hufflepuff?

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby evilopalrocks! » Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:50 pm

definently agreed....
although, now that I think of it, my friends won't know it's from AF, so they cant claim I'm obssesive... they'll just think it's wierd.... but I'm a dramatic type so they won't be too surprised....
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby holly11short » Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:01 pm

You should try it for a while to see what they say. I'd do it too, but my grandmother calls my phone a lot, and the last time I set an answering machine weird like that, she threw a fit. -_-' It was pretty hilarious though.
"That's what happens when you're a genius." The centaur smiled. "Look, I scraped an F for Foaly!"

The daruma doll fell o...
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What the h*** is a Hufflepuff?

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby evilopalrocks! » Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:05 pm

oh my, that must have been hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby holly11short » Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:09 pm

Lol yeah. In the voice message, before I heard her hang up the phone I heard her swearing. -_-' I love it when old people swear, it's hilarious! I felt bad though.
"That's what happens when you're a genius." The centaur smiled. "Look, I scraped an F for Foaly!"

The daruma doll fell o...
Spoiler:
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Hufflepuffs are great finders!
What the h*** is a Hufflepuff?

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Re: Answering Machines for the Characters

Postby Frondish17 » Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:37 am

Julius Root:

Exactly what the hell are you bothering me for? I'm busy. Leave a message, blah, blah, blah, and for Frond's sake don't keep calling me up. Take the hint - I'm not answering, I do not want to talk to you.
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