Mulch v Foaly

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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby chukaliteluvver » Tue May 22, 2012 9:51 am

Foaly; WHAT?! WHO TOLD YOU THAT?! *sputters incomprehensibly with rage* THAT'S RIDICULOUS! Every one knows she's got it in for Fowl!

Holly; FOALY! I HEARD THAT AND I WILL KILL YOU FOR THAT! I WOULD NEVER COME NEAR THAT DISGUSTING MUDBOY!!! *rants*
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue May 22, 2012 3:39 pm

Mulch: ooh.. couple fights!!
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby chukaliteluvver » Tue May 22, 2012 3:52 pm

Foaly; Like you know anything about that, Mister Eternally Single...
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue May 22, 2012 4:03 pm

Mulch: I have had a lot of dates, I just didn't find a girl I want to see again...
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I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby chukaliteluvver » Tue May 22, 2012 4:05 pm

Hah, that's a good one. There's no girl alive who'd have you. Huh, just looking at you makes me feel better about my appearance.
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue May 22, 2012 4:06 pm

Mulch: oh, so you are also blind, above it all? that would explain so much! like your marrige to Cabaline...
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I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby chukaliteluvver » Tue May 22, 2012 4:08 pm

WHAT?!

YOU CROSSED THE LINE, DIGGUMS! DO! NOT! INSULT! CABALINE!

*charges and kicks Mulch*
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby evilopalrocks! » Wed May 23, 2012 8:29 am

Mulch: *farts in Foaly's face*
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Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby chukaliteluvver » Wed May 23, 2012 9:21 am

*sputters and tries to breathe* AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

*catches breath*

See, that there's why females of all species give you a wide berth.
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby evilopalrocks! » Wed May 23, 2012 1:01 pm

Mulch: you are talking about wide? have you looked at your belly lately?
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But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby chukaliteluvver » Wed May 23, 2012 1:12 pm

Cabaline happens to like my belly. Says it looks MANLY. Now you, you look like a hairball. A stinky one at that.
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby evilopalrocks! » Wed May 23, 2012 5:36 pm

Mulch: now you see, the fact that she think that lump of fat is manly just shows you that this chick has no taste.
and about the hair- chicks dig that. dwarf chicks anyway. that is THE latest fashion in the mines.
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby chukaliteluvver » Thu May 24, 2012 8:21 am

Are you ever actually IN the mines?

And Cabaline has the good taste to marry some one with a working brain, which is more than I can say for SOME PEOPLE.
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby evilopalrocks! » Thu May 24, 2012 12:34 pm

Mulch: don't sas to me, mr. never-been-out-of-his-lab.
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby chukaliteluvver » Thu May 24, 2012 3:37 pm

I HAVE SO been out of my lab! Remember the Atlantic Ocean, following-the-evil-probe-mission?! I WAS A DAMN SIGHT MORE HELPFUL THAN YOU, DWARF!!!
Word to the general public: I ain't dead.

I cannot be the only one that cried in the Last Guardian. I simply cannot.


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