Mulch v Foaly

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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:25 pm

I'm married! And cross-species romance is disgusting!

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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:03 pm

Mulch: yeah, you shouldn't say that too loud, or ms. let's-kiss-a-mudboy will hear you.... she obviously has no problems with crossbread, and you centaurs are polygemic... the few who are still alive, that is! you are a lame speicies...
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby AthenaParadizo » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:30 am

At least we know how to change a pair of socks, Diggums. Those are the same socks you were wearing when you pretended to be Lance Digger.

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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby evilopalrocks! » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:42 pm

at least I have feet.
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:14 pm

I'll have you know that there are socks for hooves too, and it's easier for centaurs to kick the heads of annoying dwarves in with hooves than it would be if we had feet...

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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby Parrot » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:41 pm

Huh. I tunneled here, I'll have you know. And I think there's enough air in my... system... to seriously annoy you. And what annoying dwarf are you talking about? I'm the only dwarf in here, you know!
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby evilopalrocks! » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:14 pm

Foaly: Ok, I am no longer sure wether you are acting, or wether you really are THAT stupid.
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby Parrot » Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:28 pm

Acting? Who said anything about acting? I am NOT stupid, Foaly. Just because you're a computer genius doesn't mean you have to go around insulting innocent dwarves!
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:08 pm

And the dwarf moves to defence stratagy. never thought I'd live to see the day.
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby chukaliteluvver » Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:43 pm

You won't live evry long, buddy. Just let me open my bum-flap.
Word to the general public: I ain't dead.

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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sun Jun 17, 2012 5:46 pm

Foaly: only if you let me take the glass cover off this BIG RED BUTTON
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:00 pm

Ooooooooh, scary. There is no big red button, there's just a supercomputer.

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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby evilopalrocks! » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:22 am

*facepalm* you can't see the button because it is cleverly disguised.
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I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby Parrot » Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:20 pm

I'm hungry. *spots Foaly's secret stash of carrots and beetlejuice and eats the lot*
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Re: Mulch v Foaly

Postby evilopalrocks! » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:30 pm

Wow, you moved to dietetic food? I hadn't realized you finnally noticed that hill growing beneath your chest
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.


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