Mulch, I really didn't want to stoop that low, but you give me no choice. the fact that you are about a quarter of my hight, makes you weigh less than me, but not by a lot. also, how do you know my weight?
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.