Mulch: now you see, the fact that she think that lump of fat is manly just shows you that this chick has no taste.
and about the hair- chicks dig that. dwarf chicks anyway. that is THE latest fashion in the mines.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.