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Re: what would Artemis say about what we thought he'd say

Postby chukaliteluvver » Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:46 pm

Yes, I agree with the impersonator; only electricity would do that. Now I may bear with your pretending to be me, if you figure out a way to rid me of that poetic nincompoop.

And the Atlantis Complex? Perhaps that is only what my biographer WANTS you to think...

Orion; YAY! I am not gone! With my prince I remain!
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Postby AthenaParadizo » Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:59 am

I admit that you are right, Ms. chukaliteluvver. I am in fact unsure if my Atlantis Complex is gone, because I am being held in a sort of state where no time passes until the next book comes out. I have come to terms with the fact that Mr. Colfer has complete control over everything in my life, including me, and he caused my disease.

Orion has been acting rather strangely lately, as you seem to know. He has indeed taken to calling me his prince, and completely ignores Holly. I have locked him in my computer laboratory, and he has been laughing his foolish head off and talking to himself about something - a "webcomic," apparently. It is rather disturbing, but at least he is not attempting to kiss me or give me dandelions.

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Postby chukaliteluvver » Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:20 am

Ah, Miss Paradizo, you have diagonised my state perfectly. And I believe that the strange "my prince" issue may be that he has, to use the rather popular slang phrase, "lost it." Although why he would obsess over me and ignore Holly is beyond me.

Me; What webcomic?

Arty; who are you?! Another fangirl?!
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Re: what would Artemis say about what we thought he'd say

Postby Parrot » Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:45 pm

Chukkie, I attempt to ignore fangirls as much as possible. If I ignore them, then all the psychology textbooks state that they will get bored and go away. Therefore, I would not ask a fangirl who appears randomly and interupts me who they are, especially when it is obvious.
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Re: what would Artemis say about what we thought he'd say

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:28 pm

Ms. Parrot, that was not even slightly convincing. I would never call a random fangirl I don't even know by a nickname such as "chukky" I would adress her by her full username.
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: what would Artemis say about what we thought he'd say

Postby AliceFowl » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:19 pm

Ah. I see you lunatic impostors have not given up during my time away. I am really quite surprised at you; perhaps you really do believe you are me. I suggest checking yourself into the nearest psyche ward.
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Re: what would Artemis say about what we thought he'd say

Postby evilopalrocks! » Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:01 am

Well, though you are rather a convincing impersonator, Ms. AliceFowl, I am afraid no person that really knows me would fall for that. But yes, maybe you lunes really are convinced that you are me...
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
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Re: what would Artemis say about what we thought he'd say

Postby chukaliteluvver » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:34 pm

I have a number of reasons for why you are not me.

-I do not use the word "lune"

-I think psychiatrists are only slightly more sane than their patients.

Otherwise, you may ALMOST convince someone that you are me. Inorder to rid yourself of this illusion, I suggest looking in the mirror. Now, does that look in the slightest like me? I did not think so.

Me; Arty, that was mean.
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Re: what would Artemis say about what we thought he'd say

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:50 pm

I wouls never let a fangirl add her commen to my post, ms. Chukkaliteluvver.
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: what would Artemis say about what we thought he'd say

Postby chukaliteluvver » Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:06 pm

Me; You didn't let me. REMEMBER? I'm the figment of your imagination, the one that NEVER GOES AWAY? We all are.
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Re: what would Artemis say about what we thought he'd say

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:07 pm

Artems: oh gods... that was so illogical, I just don't understand the point you were trying to make.
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: what would Artemis say about what we thought he'd say

Postby Parrot » Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:58 pm

Evilopalrocks, I would never use an expression such as 'Oh gods...', it is so immature. Anyhow, I would certainly not call something 'illogical'. Possibly 'impossible to understand', but Chukaliteluvver's comment was not illogical. There is a philosopher's conumdrum that states that we could be imagining everyone, and unfortunately it seems rather hard to disprove.
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Re: what would Artemis say about what we thought he'd say

Postby artytwin » Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:02 pm

really? you are all in need of psychological help. i highly recommend Dr. J argon. very good doctor indeed. i would recommend myself if i could stand being near such... people.
and what you all state about me and holly are nonsense. we are just friends, just combat companions. you might need a simpler word than that... *rubs temples*... combat... buddies. that moment of passion we shared was just an incident we both forgot, a person can lose his mind in time travel.
ORION: HE LIES! HE FEELS GREAT FEELINGS FOR HOLLY, AND MINERVA TOO! :lol: ladies are man's greatest treasures. as i quote from the incredibles:
I AM YOUR WIFE! I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!
Artemis: oh dear, the complex is back, for 4...4...4..! Uh... for a while. i must contact the doctor.

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Re: what would Artemis say about what we thought he'd say

Postby evilopalrocks! » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:36 pm

Well, well, well... A new player in the game.... Do you lunatics call your friends to join in and pretend to be me? This is very tiersome indeed.
First of all, You are not using capital letters.
secondly, I would not advise you to go to a psychologist, seeing there is no cure for your disorder yet. And I surly wouldn't advise Aragon.
Third, I do not fear being near people, I simply choose to avoid lower intelects such as yourself.
Uhh... where was I?... Oh yes, I know that even lesser-minded like you are familiar with the word companions, proved by the fact you used that word. I would use words like Cohort, associate, crony, colleague, or chum.
Well, at least you were alright describing my relations with Captain Short.
and last... I'm not even going to dignify that last part with a retort of any sort.
That is all.
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: what would Artemis say about what we thought he'd say

Postby artytwin » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:18 pm

okay, I'm going to give this game a little boost, let's see how the next arty takes this:
first of all, you misspelled Argon, you wrote it Aragon. And how can you say that there is no cure when doctors all over the world ( amateurs really) are all working on people who share the same problem: obsession. It is not a disorder, rather a very contagious disease, which I'm bound to find the cure for, and you would make a perfect sample for my experiments.
secondly: i would not lose myself in the middle of a sentence, and I would definitely not use the word collegue, it doesn't make sense there. And I am not No.1 to go blabbering about like a thesaurus. and i do not chose to avoid the simpler minded, they simply chose to ignore me themselves.
finally, (the twist :D) yes, holly short is one of my best friends, almost my only friend really. So we are a bit more than friends, and I personally have become quit fond of the lovely elf, and i do hope she if fond of me. :blush:


i think this is getin hard right? but its fuunnn!


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