Wow, he plays Elton John
! 50 years from now I want that dude at my
wedding (assuming he can play What'd I say, too)! BTW how'd you find this guy, Matt?
Official Mascot of the AFC Secret Agents
Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief
Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief
Saying, "Tell me great hero, but please make it brief
Is there a hole for me to get sick in?"
The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly
Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry"
And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky
Saying, "The sun's not yellow it's chicken"
-Tombstone Blues, Bob Dylan