Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

[lethe_naiad]

Friend: My geekometer just went crazy. It's measuring 42 tardises on the Klingon scale.

[Chitiliti]

"I like food. I like the taste of food. I just don't like eating."
-Me at Taco Bell with my friend the other day.

[nindra]

Friend: My geekometer just went crazy. It's measuring 42 tardises on the Klingon scale.

You have a best. Friend. Ever.</offtopic>

From a geocaching-channel.
<someone> <link to news-site> "Strange pot appeared to park"
<someone> Who's cache?

Tech-podcast, they talked about Facebook-stuff, poking, throwing things at each other etc.
*crash*
E: Oh, a sheep hit my window.

From ASM '09.
Geek: ...learn to use correct terms!
*a minute later, I join the small geek-circle because I wanted to know who's failing what*
Geek: ...one megabyte is 1000 kilobytes.
Me: No, it's 1024.
Geek: *facepalm*

And this is more like "strange things that happened...". Same event, 8 hours later (...4AM). I and a friend of mine was breakfasting. I had just finished my cheezburgr and I was about to drink my Coke, when someone started playing this at another information-stand-thing behind me. Couldn't drink for a few minutes... D:

[Artemis 117]

i have a whole bunch of them! not posted hough

me-hey dad, can i borrow some money?

dad-butterflymoo ask again and ill tell you the same

me-hey dad, can i borrow some money?

dad-butterflymoo ask again and ill tell you the same

me-hey dad, can i borrow some money?

dad-butterflymoo ask again and ill tell you the same

me-hey dad, can i borrow some money?

dad-butterflymoo ask again and ill tell you the same

me-hey dad, can i borrow some money?

dad-butterflymoo ask again and ill tell you the same

me-hey dad, can i borrow some money?

dad-butterflymoo ask again and ill tell you the same

me-hey dad, can i borrow some money?

dad-butterflymoo ask again and ill tell you the same

me-hey dad, can i borrow some money?

dad-butterflymoo ask again and ill tell you the same

me-hey da-

dad-FINE!

[IzzyTehMuse]

Rated E for "EEK don't read if you are uncomfortable with squick."
It is not tradition in my English class to start every day by asking around the table to see if anybody has disturbing, odd, and/or horrific "tidbits" to add. We are a fun class. BUT the most regular contributor is actually my teacher. As you will read below.

Spoiler:

My English teacher's brother apparently calls him regularly to download. It is understandable as the guy works with Juvenile Criminals involved in sexual crimes.
OK, so this 17-year-old kid comes in. He's been charged with raping his younger brother. Disturbing enough, right? Well, they're having their little "circle time" and the rapist suddenly pipes up and says:
"Well, you know. It's OK because...you're not gay if you beat them up afterwards."

*facepalm*

[sharkie]

In Modies

*we're leaving the class*

Boy: I just thought of the BEST halloween costume. Just a bow and a tag saying "gods gift". Such a good idea!

Teacher*yelling down the corridor after him*: That's how I don't believe in god!

The other funny thing about this was that the teacher yelled this down a the Religious Education corridor, of which he is head of department.

Speaking of that

Teacher: I hate the subject relgious Education and I think it should be removed from our schools
Pupil: Wait, aren't you the department head?

[cezen]

Kid in my art class: So my mom was like "Why do you have a condom"
And I was like "I'm a teenage boy mom...I masturbate"
Mom - "you don't need a condom to masturbate"
I was like " It's so I don't make a mess"

/geniuscoverup

[IzzyTehMuse]

"Yeah, kids don't write well even after English 101 and 102. Some friends I know will regularly ask me to edit their papers and I read 'em and am like *helpless gesture* wait...THIS IS YOUR FIRST LANGUAGE COME ON!" -- German Guy in my Writing class.

[jessiquita]

Friend: My geekometer just went crazy. It's measuring 42 tardises on the Klingon scale.

OH....
That is made of so much win.

[crystal_clear]

Today during lifeguarding practice:

J: Why don't you like opening your eyes under the water?
Me: It's not that it hurts or anything, it's just that the pool is filled with gross.
J: But the chlorine kills the gross.
Me: Yeah, but just because the chlorine kills it doesn't mean it disappears. A dead skin cell is a dead skin cell, just because it's dead doesn't make it any less gross.
J: Maybe the chlorine vaporizes the dead skin?
Me: Ok, I just had this vision of a bunch of miniature star wars ships blasting lazers at dead skin cells... POW POW!

[Antilles]

Quote from a friend of mine on another forum:

"I'm going to sleep now, in my igloo, that I built with my bare hands in -30 C weather, under my polar bear skin cover, a polar bear that I killed, with my BEAR hands, that's right, bear hands, not bare hands. BEAR HANDS. rawr. Manly. And I'm going to snore, like a man. Then I'm going to get up and shave my massive amounts of manly facial hair that grows at a manly rate. Yeah." -sbear

[crystal_clear]

Today in Physics class:

Teacher: Did anyone here go see a big, blockbuster disaster movie this weekend?

Student: Yeah, Twilight.

That made my day. XD

[Artemis 117]

heres another!

step-mom:come take your dog out!

sister:But i just got home 2 hours ago!

and another at my school

teacher:Please read the number(witch is like ,475,312) and this is the money in my bank.

student:475 cents.

so what are we having for christmas dinner?

left overs.

from what?

thanksgiving

[Sorcha]

Student: Sorry I'm late sir.
Teacher: And why are you late?
Student: This dog attacked me on my street.
Friend: Ah. So you met your girlfriend.

[Arty1995]

"Ok...Were In A Maze. Lets Do What We Do Best! Getting Lost!." - Me

"Aww, But I Have A Degree For Running Into Walls." - ultradude25