Voldemort or Umbridge

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Postby DarthGravy28 » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:01 am

I choose Koboi, she would probably just gloat the whole hour, and even if she did dump me in a troll habitat, i could evade them for a while, unlike avada kedavra.
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Re: Voldemort or Umbridge

Postby RubberDucky » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:38 am

I'd pick Koboi too, because all I'd have to do is to convince her that she's the most important person in the world.Aqua Mindless
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Re: Voldemort or Umbridge

Postby shiaw_bing2000 » Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:12 am

I pick snape because i actually like him as a character especially in the 4th movie *chuckles at the thought* Plus hes NOT evil hes a good person. Very Happy
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Re: Voldemort or Umbridge

Postby sharkie » Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:30 am

Snape would make me cry after I annoy the hell out of him- and Umbridge would make me want to kill her- and the other two would do me bodily harm.

Snape- the annoying bit would be fun
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Re: Voldemort or Umbridge

Postby jlayard » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:28 am

Id choose umbridge you could write umbridge sucks on her special quill ha ha Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Voldemort or Umbridge

Postby Ashleyfowl » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:53 pm

Spoiler:
Since You Know Who is dead I'd choose him


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Re: Voldemort or Umbridge

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:41 pm

If I had a wand, I'd choose Umbridge. I'd Disarm her, and then do the Full Body-Bind Curse. And then Locomotor her off to Azkaban :laughing:
If I had a wand and he didn't I'd choose Voldemort. I'd just sit there and Summon a book, but secretly send my Patronus to get some Aurors to help me out.

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Re: Voldemort or Umbridge

Postby JetDragon1656 » Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:09 pm

S1r_4rt3m15 wrote:Who would you rather spend 24 hours with?

Voldemort ...

OR

Dolores Umbridge ...?
(personally, I'd choose Voldemort) :lol:

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Postby Emmi-Kat » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:57 am

If I was definitely not going to die: Voldemort. There are so many jokes that I'd love to bug him with!

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Re: Voldemort or Umbridge

Postby Arty Fowl Fan » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:21 pm

I'd choose Voldemort.
umbridge is a pain in the neck.
I could make him happy, at the very least.
Hopefully he won't kill me, because I'm not Harry.
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Re: Voldemort or Umbridge

Postby AF Lover » Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:45 pm

I loathe Umbridge, so I would go with Voldemort. Anyway, young Voldemort (a.k.a. Tom Marvalo Riddle) is so cute and like AF! :loveeyes:

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Re: Voldemort or Umbridge

Postby NerdGurl » Sun Jun 14, 2015 4:14 am

Voldemort! Umbridge is an evil, horrible, retched, ministry-loving toad! :crying2: And she scares me!

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Re: Voldemort or Umbridge

Postby Rocket Axxonu » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:04 am

I laughed so hard when I saw this topic. XD!

Well, out of all the characters (including the new additions), I'd have to choose Snape, since he was always my favorite HP character. Between Voldemort and Umbridge, I suppose rationally I'd have to go with Umbridge, since I feel like I would have a better chance of survival, but if I had to choose which character I hated more, it would definitely be Umbridge. (I think it's interesting that characters like Umbridge typically are more hated than characters that are the primary villains. It's kind of like if you compare Opal Koboi and Ark Sool. In the 'least favorite AF character' poll on this site, Sool got way more votes than Opal. There's just something so infuriating about those characters who are technically within the good community, but abuse their power in such a way that they actually hurt the cause of the good guys while making it appear that the good guys are out of line.)
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Re: Voldemort or Umbridge

Postby FadingLight » Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:40 am

I'd have to go with Umbridge. I hate her, but I have a strong sense of self-preservation and getting Avada Kedavra'd by Voldemort is not on my list of Top Ten Things To Do.

Rocket Axxonu wrote:In the 'least favorite AF character' poll on this site, Sool got way more votes than Opal. There's just something so infuriating about those characters who are technically within the good community, but abuse their power in such a way that they actually hurt the cause of the good guys while making it appear that the good guys are out of line.)


I agree, I voted for Sool myself. Huh, I think the description fits Octavian from the Heroes of Olympus series.
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