Voldemort or Umbridge

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Voldemort or Umbridge

Postby S1r_4rt3m15 » Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:58 pm

Who would you rather spend 24 hours with?

Voldemort ...

OR

Dolores Umbridge ...?
(personally, I'd choose Voldemort) Laughing
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Postby Skater Girl » Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:06 pm

Voldemort. Umbridge is ssssccccccaaaarrrrrrrrrryyyyy...........

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Postby Kitsy » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:02 pm

Voldemort. He's an ol' pal. XD Always popping over for tea and cookies.

Now Umbridge, she's a terror. Hm... someone should shoot her, Idea
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Postby Diana » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:38 pm

Voldemort for me as well. He'd be less likely to kill me, I think, if I could convince him that I respected him and was sufficiently evil. Umbridge on the other hand (haha hand, bad pun...) would probably just torture me if I looked the wrong way. Voldemort would just say, "Please leave me alone and bring me a coffee," and I'd be left to wander around wondering how I could bring him the drink and stay away at the same time. Umbridge would make me do lines with her evil blood-sucking quill.

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Postby MASTER I » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:13 pm

Voldemort definitely. Sorry for letting everyone down. But, I won't vote Umbridge. She's just...arrgghh..scary.
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Postby Gus » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:14 pm

Er... Umbridge?

Scary as she is, I doubt she will be able to physically harm me.

[s]If worse comes to worse I could put her out for a couple of hours. Voldemort... would fry me with his magic before I could do anything.[/s]
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Postby Lime Yay » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:30 am

Gus wrote:Er... Umbridge?

Scary as she is, I doubt she will be able to physically harm me.

[s]If worse comes to worse I could put her out for a couple of hours. Voldemort... would fry me with his magic before I could do anything.[/s]


Exactly my train of thought. I was surprised with all the Voldemort votes. Voldemort kills you in a second, Umbridge is a temporary pain.

So, yes, I pick Umbridges as well.

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Postby Diana » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:42 am

I think Umbridge is mentally unstable and therefore more likely to cause me harm. Soul-split as he may be, Voldemort can think rationally, and I belive I'd be more likely to piss off Umbridge than the Dark Lord. Plus, Voldemort is cooler in my opinion.
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Postby Gus » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:44 am

Diana wrote:I think Umbridge is mentally unstable and therefore more likely to cause me harm. Soul-split as he may be, Voldemort can think rationally, and I belive I'd be more likely to piss off Umbridge than the Dark Lord. Plus, Voldemort is cooler in my opinion.

If I got Voldemort angry, he'd kill me.

If I got Umbridge angry... well, what can she do other than yell at me?
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Postby Diana » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:21 am

Gus wrote:If I got Umbridge angry... well, what can she do other than yell at me?

She was pretty ready to cast the Cruciatus curse on Harry, once Dumbledore was away... Killing isn't too far from that.

Voldemort would pose sufficient threat to me that I'd be able to not anger him. I would underestimate Umbridge, and then she'd hurt me. Badly.
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Postby Gus » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:24 am

Diana wrote:
Gus wrote:If I got Umbridge angry... well, what can she do other than yell at me?

She was pretty ready to cast the Cruciatus curse on Harry, once Dumbledore was away... Killing isn't too far from that.

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Postby Lime Yay » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:31 am

Gus wrote:
Diana wrote:I think Umbridge is mentally unstable and therefore more likely to cause me harm. Soul-split as he may be, Voldemort can think rationally, and I belive I'd be more likely to piss off Umbridge than the Dark Lord. Plus, Voldemort is cooler in my opinion.

If I got Voldemort angry, he'd kill me.

If I got Umbridge angry... well, what can she do other than yell at me?


Make you write with "Teh Quill of doom!" that scratches the back of your hand.

I think any sociopath, such as Voldemort, is unstable. I don't think I'd be more likely to piss him off, but I have a feeling that'd he kill me just cuz. I mean, I am no use to him, I could kill him, I could be a spy, etc. I don't think Voldemort likes company. Think about poor Frank (I forgot his last name- the muggle). It should be duly noted that I, too, am a muggle.

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Postby artefo » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:03 am

Voldermort for me. At least if he decides to kill me, I'll die quickly.

If it is Umbridge, most probally she will torture me but won't kill me. And then maybe I'll get so fed up and angry and felt so painful that i commit suicide. So, that's worse.

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Postby S1r_4rt3m15 » Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:12 pm

The Current Status for the votes is: ... TA-DA!!

-----Voldemort-----
=====5===== + 3 complaints = 8
-----Umbridge-----
=====4===== + 3 complaints = 7
(This sounds more like a poll, doesn't it?)
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Postby Skater Girl » Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:45 pm

You CAN add a poll, you know.....
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