Wow, these are really funny.
If you were to spend a single day in my class, you'd catch snippets of very weird quotes...It is really hilarious.
"Oh my God! Your mom is mustard!"Last year:
Teacher: "Please stop with the scissors."
Me: "It's a foot."
There are soooo many others...I'll post more when they pop into my head.
Oh, here's one:
Chris: "My mom washes her bras in the kitchen sink."
Someone else: "She washes your bras?"
Chris: "No, she doesn't wash my
bras, she washes her own."
Me: "Are you implying that...you wear bras?"Edit:
Oh my God, I just remembered one of the funniest things that happened after school. It's a bit obscene, for any younger AFC-ers. So reader discretion is advised.
Some little kid was handing out doughnuts on a table, and me and a couple of friends were just doing our homework there. Then, a teacher came and wanted to get one. She wanted to find out what one of the doughnuts had inside. She's like: "Oh, there's a hole." She started squeezing the doughnut, and then she's like: "Oh, wait, something's coming out. It's apple. Well, I touched it already, I might as well take it." We were having great difficulty suppressing our laughs. We simply turned our heads the other way and cracked up.