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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:35 am

evilopalrocks! wrote:ok. sequal to the part about the strange insect eggs.
my sister was a bit freaked out about the fact that the eggs could have anything in there.
her: you don't know what it is, and you are putting it inside our house!
me: I assure you it's not malaria.
her: how do you know that?!
me: because malaria is a disease, it doesn't lay eggs.

just in case someone was worried I'd put a killer insect in my house- the orange things either hatched, or were already out and just sat quietly. this morning I saw them out, and it's some kind of Sternorrhyncha.
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:00 am

My friend's brother was picking through some reheated noodles with chopsticks and he said "it's like an alien autopsy."
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:34 pm

My drama teacher sang Poe's "Annabelle Lee" to the tune of Gilligan's Island, today! X3

A little girl on my bus, petting my skin:"you're my favourite colour...white!"
The same little girl, to my sister:"You're so pretty, and you have a head!"

Teacher:"what's another word for carbohydrates?"
Class:"Carbs"
Teacher: "Aww, that was cute!"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:44 am

"Oh, that was good fart, man! An awesome fart!"~My dad
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby AFFan.lollipop » Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:28 pm

"SCIENCE BROS!"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:59 pm

"-now we are stoping, because there is a red light.
-yes, we are in the car right behing you, we can see that.
-now we are driving on, because the light turned green.
-he needs to teach driving!
-now we passed a big ad for gum. now we passed next to a supermarket. now we turned left, because there is no other way to turn.
-we are in the freaking car behind you! we see that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:51 pm

"the world is constructed on tiny particles called
-Battaries!"

"cancer is an annoying illness."

"but cancer is only annoying to girls, because I already have short hair!"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:11 pm

My History teacher was upset because staff photos were yesterday and she had to stand at the end of the line. The other two shortest teachers had beat the system: One by wearing, like, four inch shoes, and the other by teasing her hair really big! So poor Ms. Karten had to stand at the very end! D:

"You can't inherit power in America, unless your name is Kennedy or Bush"

"Did someone pee in your cheerios this morning?"

My teacher, telling us that we were better than everyone else:"as the smart people in the community, it is our duty to spread awareness to our lessers"

"We need to find someone who's not contributing to society so that we can experiment on them"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:07 am

Emmi-Kat wrote:"We need to find someone who's not contributing to society so that we can experiment on them"

I can imagine you guys giving Britney Spears some wierd medication..
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But now I forgot what it was.
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If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:53 am

evilopalrocks! wrote:
Emmi-Kat wrote:"We need to find someone who's not contributing to society so that we can experiment on them"

I can imagine you guys giving Britney Spears some wierd medication..


Pfft! XD Yes! My teacher would SO do that!

Today, my drama teacher asked for two volunteers from the class. He then DUCT TAPED them to chairs and asked them to plead for their lives without saying a word. (this was a drama exercise, and he really did duct tape their ankles, torsos, and their hands behind their backs! It was to prove that you needed control of ALL of your body in order to act well)
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:09 am

"I wrote a whole Justin Bieber article and it's gone!*exasperated, banging his head on his desk* Never again!"~My TV teacher who had accidentally deleted an article that was to be used for the school news.

"Though the British were kicked out of Boston, the British just hang out in Mass bay...in their ships...which I am drawing to expertly...in fact, they looked just like this!" ~My history teacher, the boats looked like half-moons on their sides with triangles sticking out of them.

"I get really excited over Thomas Paine"~My history teacher

"House arrest, please die there"~history teacher again, talking about Galileo

"Don't sleep! I know what you're doin', tryin' to catch your snoozin'!"~ Some kid had layed their head down and the teacher made a song about it.

"Hey, I really appreciate how you awkwardly and frequently look through all of the cheer windows!" ~Cheer coach, talking to some creepy kid in class
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:23 pm

a conversation between my sister and her friend about getting back to school this Monday. (note: they are 15 years old)
friend: are you ready for school?
sis: yeah... you?
f:yup... you got all the notebooks you need and such?
s:yeah....
f: don't they scare you?
s: who?
f: the feathers!



-do you want chocolate ice-cream, or vanilla ice-cream?
-da chocolate! I'm not stupid.
- I didn't know ice-cream flavor choice has anything to do with intellegence....
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:43 pm

a few from math class. (note: I've changed the names from the original quotes)

our teacher: "one of the craziest things we did was... well.. "we did"... I sat there and listened..."

teacher: "and there is my straight line. imagine it's straight."

teacher: "where do I see an exponentiation?! *points at board* TADAAAA!!!!!!"

(our class grew bigger this year) student:"I would just like to remind you, that even though there are more students now, I still need the same amount of attention."
teacher: "you mean I should keep ignoring you?"

student: "what's Johny's name? Tom?"

teacher: "you are a student just like."

student (we were suppose to say our names, and something that begins with the same letter as our name): "Jenifer. shoes."

teacher: "anybody else needs a lesson on how to draw a straight line?"

student: "I am the correct who did it right"
Hi people.
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Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:33 pm

Friend:There's a swarm of bugs outside.

Me:Are they locusts? You should have been nicer to the guy in line at the store, I think he was Moses!
"We all have our own time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams." ~Jeremy Irons

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