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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:30 pm

Emmi-Kat wrote:Friend:There's a swarm of bugs outside.

Me:Are they locusts? You should have been nicer to the guy in line at the store, I think he was Moses!

I think somebody's been reading the bible too much lately.....
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:34 pm

"I have a degree in everything, I engeneered satelites, but I want to be a high-school english teacher, I'm a super-spy, and I am here to help old ladys on the bus!!!!!!!!!"
-our summerization on our new english teacher's resume`.
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I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:17 am

evilopalrocks! wrote:
Emmi-Kat wrote:Friend:There's a swarm of bugs outside.

Me:Are they locusts? You should have been nicer to the guy in line at the store, I think he was Moses!

I think somebody's been reading the bible too much lately.....


I'm really not very religious! XD
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:19 am

student:"let's just make the stock market crash on purpose so we can start from the beginning!"
Teacher:"Jeremy, sometimes you have good ideas. This is not one of those times, take that idea back. Suck it back into your skull!"

NHS directer looking for a remote for the overhead projector:"Where's my bloopy!?! D:<"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:49 pm

during bible class, we were discussing somthing about the bibical law, and what are the consequences and such, then one of the guys raises his hand to ask a question, this is how it went (as far as I can recover)
teacher:yes, what would you like to add?
student: would you, _____ (name of teacher) like to buy a donkey?
t: second hand, third hand? which?
s: everyone says to me "second hand, third hand? which?" but would you, ____, like to buy a donkey?
t: what would I do with a donkey?
s: everyone says to me "what would I do with a donkey?" but would you, ____, like to buy a donkey?
t: it depends, a real donkey with legs, no, but that little stool for the living room, I'm actually looking for one right now.
another student: that's it dude, there is no way you can repeat that entire sentence.
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:27 pm

during a lesson about what causes voilence.
"video games too. like soliter. kids play that, or sometimes even spider soliter, and they get this sudden urge to kill people. they're making a video game about that!"
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:25 am

The teacher told us about how there was a town that was half in Canada and half in the US, and the library was cut down the center. You couldn't enter the library on one side, and exit on the other, though:"It's not like they're smuggling drugs through the library! I mean, they probably smuggle bacon or hockey pucks!"

One student had told the teacher about how another teacher (this teacher's significant other) had tried to pay the student in "(second teacher's name)-bucks" The teacher then decided to buy the "(second teacher's name)-bucks" from the student and use them:" I'll pay you in "(second teacher's name)-bucks" if you finish mowing the lawn!"

Teacher(noticing that a student is shopping online in class):"stop shopping, unless you're going to buy me something, I want you to stop."
Student:"you want something? I can hook you up!"

Student, poking head through door and having a difficulty in seeing where the teacher is: "Hi, (teacher's name), you look like a student in there!"
"History teacher:"I can't wait until I look old enough so that people quit saying that. I must be the only 29 year old who wants to age"

"The president is like Congress's fall-guy!"

"Obama controls the weather, just like Bush controlled hurricanes"

Student: Do you like webs?
History teacher:*giggles* I do!

Biology teacher:*punches student with giant double helix*Welcome to class!

*class sees picture of insect molting* Student in back yells: "Name that Pokemon!"

Girl 1:She's so ugly and she's got a mole with a hair on it!
Girl 2, butting into Girl 1's conversation:She got mad at me today!
Girl 1:My stepmom got mad at you today?
Girl 2: Wait, I thought you were talking about someone else!
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:18 pm

so one guy looked in the other guy's phone, and saw that he wrote his last name wrong in the contact list.
guy 1: how do you spell my last name?
guy 2: idk
1: how do you pronounce it?
2: I really don't know, I just call you "Adam the american". you'd think I'd know a lot of american Adams, but no.
1: I'm canadian.
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:59 pm

A kid reading his script for the school play:"You own me!: (supposed to be, "My very own")

"You signed up for the knowledge, you didn't expect the quirky weirdo"~teacher

"Not the good hell, the bad one"

"he is a giant man"

"We're the little flies caught up in the web of history"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:24 pm

an actress telling about what some fan told her:
"You are very simular to the character you acted, you know that? you have the same eyes."
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:30 am

"the horses are going to kill us and eat us!!!"~My friend and I were face to face with "wild" horses and freaked out, today.
"Don't move the spider, it will live!!!" My sister was going to move the spider, but my friend wanted to kill it.
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:37 am

I'm not sure this could be really counted as a "quote", but it was funny. My friends and I were playing Slender, but I'd gotten board and was checking on my ranking in a contest ( http://reusesymbol.maker.good.is/projects/FHS?logout=true , if you're interested), and I realized that I'd jumped from 7th place to 5th place out of 111! I jumped up and cheered....just as my friends were caught by Slenderman! They jumped and screamed in terror, and I think I only added to the effect. XD
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:12 pm

-I wish the sun would just die.
- then we'd all die.
-all the more reason!


-you can call me whatever you want
-ok, tree stump.
-sure.


-in the midevil days, people had a lot of adoration to.. um.. ketchup.


-I told her to drop dead, and the she did. funny, she usually doesn't listen to me.


*while dancing like crazy at a party* -we really aren't that lunatic. it's the music that brings it out.
-it really could be anything. it could be popcorn, the hour 14:14 and 14 seconds, the color green... the hour *checks watch* 21:38 and 6 seconds.
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Wed Sep 05, 2012 3:31 am

My teacher was grading my test today in class, "Emma! I knew I should have waited until I got home to grade your test! I can't read it with my contacts.*later*My eyes hurt so bad!!!"TT^TT
I'm not changing my hand writing because she's too self-conscious to wear glasses. :|...XD
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:57 am

"he died of death."
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.


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