Teacher to student:"You're one of the smartest people I know, but sometimes what you say makes me dumber."
Student:(about teacher)"She loves hearing her own voice."
Teacher: "The truth is, I do!"
Exchange student (well, he's foreign, anyways) "I don't know who Marilyn Monroe is..."
Teacher: D:< "Get out of our country!!! You're not welcome here, anymore!" She was kidding, of course...
Teacher:"I imagine Hamilton as a very sassy man"
"Schmuggel: the act of smuggling"
"They all look a little shiny.."(talking about the presidents)
Student:"We're gonna smoke them!"
Teacher:"We're not going to smoke anything, we're just going to win."
"I would like to get spider arms so that I can massage my own back...."