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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:43 pm

A student had just finished a performance for drama class and she started telling us about how she cheated at her lines...us included the teacher!

I was watching a Public Service Announcement about bullying, and some guy did an interview-style lecture, "The following clip which you just saw exhibits the harmful effects of bullying."
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby elf_with_attitude » Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:32 pm

-You haven't seen Jeremy,have you?
- Who's Jeremy?
-I don't know.
-Who wants to see him?
-I do!
This is to be our final transmission
The rebels have defeated our illustrious armies
They have damaged our intention of ugly and defiant malevolence
All that we love and care for will sink
Into the abyss of a new dark age
Made more sinister
And perhaps more protracted
By the light of perverted science and rebellion
The whole root and heavy core
Will perish in starving captivity
You will never win your freedom
You cannot escape... F.E.A.R.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:29 pm

"Oh no! It's Broadzilla!"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:34 am

"Don't tell me I can't eat my soda!"
"Eat your soda?"
"Eat my soda, leave me a lone, it's deep-fried!"

"I sort of want to beat up Hamilton, I like, him, but he has a smug face. And I want to give him Lady Gaga hair."

"Mr.---teacher's name--- you're a dad, feel my forehead"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:17 pm

girl to her dad: and who will help you then next time you need help?
dad: like when?
girl: like the time you tryed to deep-fry chicken. you burned your eyebrows.
dad: but look, they grew back!!!!!!!
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:49 am

"I love talking about politics that are dead, current ones...I don't care for"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby elf_with_attitude » Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:55 am

not another download!
honestly, you sound like you've been given a plate full of peas.
BUT I LIKE PEAS!!!!
This is to be our final transmission
The rebels have defeated our illustrious armies
They have damaged our intention of ugly and defiant malevolence
All that we love and care for will sink
Into the abyss of a new dark age
Made more sinister
And perhaps more protracted
By the light of perverted science and rebellion
The whole root and heavy core
Will perish in starving captivity
You will never win your freedom
You cannot escape... F.E.A.R.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:07 am

"I need to go to the toenail doctor..."
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:47 pm

teacher: I can assure you I'm not going to give you a test tommorow.
student: we don't study with you tommorow.
teacher: aha.

our literature teacher wrote a poem to test us on literary tools. here is part of the poem that I rememmber (translation): in the begining the teacher -name- created the slightly dumb test
and that modest man did not forget to eat an exotic grape,
that was brown, and tasted like heaven.that he had bought from Rami of the city Sderot.
it was nice and yummy, like his soul, and loveable in a simbiotic way.

he aksed us to look for exaggerations. I said "slightly dumb" and since it got us talking on what isn't true in the poem, I added "that modest man".
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:24 pm

"being logical: killing anyone who dares argue with you logic"

"soon, we will see the future"

one girl left the room, and the other one yelled after her that she is borrowing her neckalce. the first girl didn't hear her, so the second girl responded to herself "thankyou, *name of second girl* for publicising my necklace!"
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:48 am

"Metallica is from, like, the 30s! They're too old!"

Teaccher:"You're turning 17?"
Me:"Yes."
Teacher:*dreamily*" Ah, 17!"
Me: 0.0 I was truly disturbed by this pedo-like reaction from him!

Teacher:"Connotative means emotional."
Student:"Like a woman?"
Teacher:"Then I'm a woman because I am a very emotional guy"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:02 pm

I really like that last one.

"what a wierdo. she drinks tea with sugar, not sugar with tea."

"I just put hot water in a mug, spill in enough sugar to fill at least 3/4 and then slap it with a tea bag."
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:00 am

Thank you!...wait, which part?


"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
"What if you don't have any sugar?"
"Um. . . Then make lemon juice!"
"What use is that?"
"Bleach your hair with it!"
"You can do that?" (someone from dA)
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:05 pm

I meant the one about the very emotional guy.....


"would you be offended if this were a text of a finish religion from the 1st century?"

"it's written between the line."

"they got a lot of baby shoes in the baby shower, but the baby came out with Godzilla feet"

"I'm Eveline! my inability to break the bonds that hold me to the past is leading me to self distruction!!!!!!!"

"A novel. author: the not-creative not-writing group"

"- I missed french class. what did she teach?
-le, la, de la, les. and such.
-what does that mean?
-I don't know, but that's what she taught."
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:43 pm

Oh, okay. ;)


Teacher to student:"You're one of the smartest people I know, but sometimes what you say makes me dumber."

Student:(about teacher)"She loves hearing her own voice."
Teacher: "The truth is, I do!"

Exchange student (well, he's foreign, anyways) "I don't know who Marilyn Monroe is..."
Teacher: D:< "Get out of our country!!! You're not welcome here, anymore!" She was kidding, of course...

Teacher:"I imagine Hamilton as a very sassy man"

"Schmuggel: the act of smuggling"

"They all look a little shiny.."(talking about the presidents)


Student:"We're gonna smoke them!"
Teacher:"We're not going to smoke anything, we're just going to win."

"I would like to get spider arms so that I can massage my own back...."
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