Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Wed Sep 12, 2012 7:41 pm

"-what do you like doing?
- I like sleeping. sleep is like death, just without a commitment."
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby AliceFowl » Wed Sep 12, 2012 7:51 pm

"Yes, I'd like some Tai Chi. NO! I mean Chi Tea!"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:12 am

Teacher:"You guys don't know this stuff? That makes me freak out a little bit"
random student:"Trust me, we're freaking out a lot more than you are"

Teacher:"Oh no! Purple is dying! Don't die, purple!"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:26 am

math teacher: ok, did any of you expirience trouble with this subject?
student: it was pretty easy.
t: what I gave you for homework?
s: yeah.
t: cuz this subject is considered a difficult one.
s: oh.. then I probably hadn't done my homework.


the teacher gave us some work to do in class. one of the guys (let's call him A) was talking to one of the girls (let's call her S) and wasn't doing the work.
teacher sees he didn't do the assignment and asks why.
A: this is hard, it takes time.
Teacher: so does talking with S.
A: exactly, imagine trying to do both- it takes a long time!
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I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:41 am

I was playing dress up with my teacher's kids at school on Saturday (we were building sets and someone had to keep them busy) They dressed me up as a bride, and then tried to marry me to someone, they kept saying, "Do you take this awfully wedded bride to be you wife?" It was really funny!
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:55 am

"I know you are playing!!!!! you never do anything important!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-my sister and her conspiricy theories
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby elf_with_attitude » Sun Sep 16, 2012 9:22 am

Idiot: Hey,Ginger!
Me:*sigh* it's not Ginger, it's dark ginger.
Idiot: errr, hey, dark ginger?
Me: *Smacks forehead.*
This is to be our final transmission
The rebels have defeated our illustrious armies
They have damaged our intention of ugly and defiant malevolence
All that we love and care for will sink
Into the abyss of a new dark age
Made more sinister
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By the light of perverted science and rebellion
The whole root and heavy core
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You will never win your freedom
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:48 am

"There is only one difference between me and God in my house; I get to whip my kids!" Whip as in spank or pop on the bum...this was from a dream I had, actually...

(I was talking to the teacher and one kid from drama club, when the teacher suddenly excuses himself) "I...uh, have a meeting....see you tomorrow."*books it down the hallway*then the other kid asked me out. :| I said no, but I thought that the teacher was funny. X3 He was obviously in on it.

"and so it folds over and over like..."
"like guacamole!!!"
"Yes, like guacamole"

"My schedule is so clear, it's like Scotch tape!"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby chukaliteluvver » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:42 am

Emmi-Kat wrote:My friend was talking with somebody about there being a Gay Pride parade in Phoenix, Arizona in JULY. The idea of walking around the streets of Phoenix in July seemed ridiculous to me, so I said, "Really? That's so hot! That's really, really, hot!" Of course, my friends took it the wrong way and now they're all laughing at me for it. XD


Welcome to my world. I say stuff like that and only register it WAY later... :(

Oh, and I was eating some iced buns from my friend's stash in class, and she was reading a book. She read out from it. It went all, "Hey, dad, did you know that when a chicken does a poo it has a little white bit on the top? And that's the wee! It looks like an iced bun sometimes!" (Terry Pratchett's Snuff) and I was all O.O

I didn't finish the bun. I kept visualizing chicken droppings.
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby AF Lover » Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:05 am

Here's a strange haiku:

Pickles are yummy.
Pickles like my sister's clothes.
Pickles ain't no math.

This was made up when I wanted pickles while doing math HW. Typical.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Emmi-Kat » Sun Feb 22, 2015 4:24 am

"Rainbows are nature's rainbows" ~ Dan vs.
"We all have our own time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams." ~Jeremy Irons

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby La Souris Bleue » Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:42 pm

''Hey, what's your favorite American actress ?''
''Well, I like Mathieu Kassovitz a lot !''
Thanks Dad x')

''It's only when you go pee in the woods at 5 am that you really understand what freedom is.''
I'm sure there's some great philosphy hidden in there, but never could figure out where.
''T'es juste assez intelligent pour te rendre compte que tu l'es pas assez ; c'est déjà pas si mal.''

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby AF Lover » Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:10 am

"You remind me of eating ketchup."

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby KearaAdara » Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:55 am

Eat the orange on your left. No, not that left.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:01 pm

I have an awesome English professor

"English is a dirty, filthy, language that is only popular because of a book in which one man kisses another man's butt."

"Life is like Twilight, it sucks"

"If you're going to insult me, make sure to have good grammar while doing it"
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