Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby AF Lover » Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:04 am

Excerpts from eating contest:

Friend 1: "I'm choking on yogurt!"

Friend 2: "If you eat all your ketchup, I'll drink all my soy sauce."

Friend 1: (to random person) "I just ate a full container of ketchup!"

Friend 2: "Yay! I don't have very much soy sauce!"

Friend 1: "I won!" (pretends to throw up)
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby FadingLight » Wed Mar 11, 2015 6:22 pm

Here's something I found on another site:

"Don't question shipper logic, lest your head go boom."

Not sure if it counts since I didn't hear anyone say it.
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Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Sun Mar 15, 2015 7:19 pm

"I'm a Charizard! Meow!"
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby AF Lover » Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:13 am

"If we die on Mars, would we just float around?"

Best. Class. Question. Ever.

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby NerdGurl » Sun Jun 14, 2015 4:18 am

Hannah-"Why are you wearing socks?"
NerdGurl-"I don't want to get stung!"

I leave you with that. *laughs insanely*

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Mon Jun 15, 2015 3:41 am

Ok.

"I'm just trying to knee you in the face! C'mon!"

I'll leave you with that in return.
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby Athena32 » Sat Oct 31, 2015 2:55 am

"Here, let me show you how to throw a duck"- my cousin
"How do you know I'm not dirty-minded?"- me
I'm fine, seeing as you asked.-Foaly
Gnommish… Gnommish… What blasted translation system doesn’t have Gnommish?

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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby AliceFowl » Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:49 am

"It's okay, I'll make a new baby tomorrow." -Roommate
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Re: Strange quotes from your day/week/month/year/life

Postby FadingLight » Wed Jun 01, 2016 3:43 am

"I can be trusted by many, many, many pieces of grass!"
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short


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