Yes, yes and yes (hahaha)
You are walking through a thick jungle when you are captured by a tribe of crazy people who are cannibles but always stick to their word. They tell you,
"We shall eat you, but you get a say in how you die. You must say one statement. If it is true, we will cut off your head. If it is false, we will boil you alive. We can always tell a truth from a lie."
You say something, and it means they have to set you free. What is it?
Thanks to Cat Moon & Raineesun for helping me do this XD
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Evening news is where they begin with 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always remember you are utterly unique. Just like everyone else.
Why are you still reading this?
Nothing is impossible, yet everything is a lie. Fishies! :D