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Win a Nintendo DS + Signed Artemis Fowl Games!

Postby Matt » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:58 pm

Guys!

We've got a little bit of a competition that we'd like to get you involved in! Winning is simple... you need to make us laugh! Here at AFC, we've been so bogged down with work recently we need a bit of cheering up, so we'd like you to send us a joke! It can't be any joke though, it has to, in someway, be related to an Artemis Fowl book, whether it be a character, an event, a place, anything!

The top joke will win a Nintendo DS console and a signed copy of FLIPS Artemis Fowl, which is a compilation of all 6 Artemis Fowl novels on a DS game card, plus bonus chapters amongst other things! The 4 runner up jokes will win a signed copy of the game!

So to enter, simply send your first name, your address and your joke to webmaster [AT] artemis-fowl [DOT] com! You've got plenty of time to enter... you have until the 8th of January, so you've got plenty of time to come up with a joke!

Good luck!
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Re: Win a Nintendo DS + Signed Artemis Fowl Games!

Postby Artemis 117 » Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:25 pm

wow! I just ran out of material :( but sounds cool!
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Postby Pippin » Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:16 pm

That sounds cool, but I'd never be able to come up with something xD
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Postby Axartsme » Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:14 pm

Cool, I've been working on a joke. I hope I win 'cause I got Chrono Trigger™ for Christmas but since my L-Trigger is broken I can't advance in it. Btw, even people not in Europe can win right?

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Re: Win a Nintendo DS + Signed Artemis Fowl Games!

Postby Centaurboi2 » Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:47 am

Unfortunately no, I believe you have to be in the U.K. or Ireland to win, send your joke in anyways though!
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Postby Axartsme » Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:28 am

Okay... that sucks though. But I still sent in my joke.

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Postby ILiveForTheDay » Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:21 pm

Can you have a short story about AF that's funny? Or does it have to be a joke,joke?
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Re: Win a Nintendo DS + Signed Artemis Fowl Games!

Postby Kelsey Rain (: » Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:50 pm

A joke? Oh god, I am allowed to work with my drama class on this one? They come up with the funniest stuff haha

EDIT: You have to be in Europe?! -__________-
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Postby I rock » Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:09 am

that ain't fair. I live in the far way n I come up with the funniest stuff(not bragging)
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Re: Win a Nintendo DS + Signed Artemis Fowl Games!

Postby veltins » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:55 pm

It was an holly, a fairy and artemis fowl. They walked in to a bar, but they were underage. Then the bar owner called the cops, because he
knew that they were underage. Artemis fowl told the two others that the bar owner called the cops, so they walked out.
Then they saw 3 potatoe sacks in the back yard. "Let us hide in one of those potatoe sacks!" Holly said.
The copssearched all the bar, but they could not find them. Then one of the cops walked outside and saw the 3 potatoe sacks.
"maybe they are hiding in one of those potatoe sacks?" he said. He went up to the first one, containing holly, and kicked it.
Meeeeeeoooooow it came from the potatoe sack. This must be a cat he thought for him self.
He kicked the 2nd one containing artemis fowl. Woff woff it said. This must contain a dog he thought for him self.
Then he kicked the 3rd one, containing the fairy .
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Re: Win a Nintendo DS + Signed Artemis Fowl Games!

Postby I rock » Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:34 pm

Mone was:
What does artemis Fowl II do when he's not out abolishing the world with his devious yet sufficient plans?
He saves the world with his devious yet suffiecient plans! :laughing: :laughing:

Not that funny?I thought so too
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