Introducing #DomovoiButlerFacts!

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Introducing #DomovoiButlerFacts!

Postby Matt » Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:54 pm

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What are #DomovoiButlerFacts? I hear you ask. Well… ‘Butler facts’ are outrageous facts about everyone’s favourite bodyguard: Domovoi Butler. Outrageous or not, we imagine most, if not all, of the ‘facts’ are true. Our personal favourites are:

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Butler allows to live.

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When Butler sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Butler has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Check them out and choose your favourites on the DOMOVOI BUTLER FACTS PAGE! Don’t forget to tweet us your favourites with the #DomovoiButlerFacts hashtag!

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Re: Introducing #DomovoiButlerFacts!

Postby Rocket Axxonu » Tue Mar 10, 2015 6:31 am

XD!!!!!! Ohhh my. My favorite is 'Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Butler pajamas,' though I liked the Scrabble one, too. ...Am I the only one who suspects that Foaly secretly wrote these? And Butler would kill him in he ever found out? (Oh, the theatrics. XD!)

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Re: Introducing #DomovoiButlerFacts!

Postby Matt » Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:49 am

They were originally found on [url]mudman.mountain.gnom/facts/[/url] so I'd certainly suspect Foaly. ;)
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