LOL I just thought of two more, regarding health issues.
OKay, so there I am, looking at some books on the bookshelf at home. I start not feeling well, so I go to the bathroom. NEXT THING I KNOW, I'm lying sprawled out on the bathroom floor thinking "Oh, my God, did I pass out?" (which I probably did) My lower back was killing me, and the pain was spreading to my knees. It hurt so bad I could barely MOVE. I lay there for who knows how long, maybe ten minutes? My arms and fingers and kind of numb and tingly, like they'd fallen asleep. So I FINALLY manage to stand up and catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I stare for a second because I am TOTALLY WHITE. My lips are this gross grayish color and I'm like "Oh, my God." So I manage to go upstairs, thinking a shower would help with the back pain. My sister takes one look at me and says "Um, are you okay?" and I go "No. Call Daddy." so she does. Somewhere in there I take a shower, I don't really remember when. And then, I remember lying on my bed on the phone with my dad. He asks me whats wrong and I tell him about my back and knees and the tingling in my arms. He goes "That's probably because you are hyperventalating, Caitlin, stop breathing so hard." Which is scary, because I hadn't even noticed I was hyperventalating.
And the second one is short. My back had been killing me all week, like because of my kidneys. God, I hate my kidneys. Anyway, I go to bed on a Friday night and wake up at about 3 am in MASSIVE amounts of pain. I get up and go wake up my mom and she's like "What's wrong?" and I'm like "My back is killing me." I take some pain medication and go lay back down. My mom comes in, I have a high fever and I'm shivering. She tried to feed me ice chips and I promptly throw them up, along with my pain meds. As it turns out I had a bladder infection WHICH I DO NOT SUGGEST EVER GETTING. GIRLS, IT IS THE SICKEST YOU WILL EVER, EVER BE. It was HORRIBLE and scary because I had to get up and go to the hospital at 4 am.
xD my back hates me.