One of them was when I was playing fooball (american) with a few friends. All of sudden they got the bright idea to dog pile me. Since I was claustrophobic, having 10 different people on top of me was not fun. I couldn't breath, I couldn't think, I couldnt' move anything but my arms (until someone rolled on top of them), it literally felt like I was being burried alive
The second one was dis one right here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOWwPP6HFzQ
Mark Twain ~ "Let first assume that you are a member of congress, let us further assume that you are an idiot, But I repeat myself."
98% of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
"Common sense is not intelligence, common sense is simply the ability to not make yourself look stupid."
"Sharp pointy teeth" & " I fart in your general direction" & "you mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder beries".
guy 1: - Who's that
guy 2: - I think its a king
guy 1: - Why do think that?
guy 2: - cause he hasn't got sh$t all over him! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail