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1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Bookworm-ilovebooks » Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:14 am

Lets face it its fun to mess with people but can we think of 1083 ways to do it. Lets see.

1) walk around all day carrying a baby and calling it you little *insert name here* (note this only works if your between the ages of 10-18)
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby IzzyTehMuse » Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:17 am

2) Carrying around a puppet, and playing it...when you're twelve.
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Tyrison » Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:37 pm

3)Play Heart and Soul on the piano for half an hour, not stopping at all. ^_^(Now this one I've done. :P )
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Bookworm-ilovebooks » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:07 pm

4) go a whole day only talking in quotes.
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Postby diesector21 » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:25 pm

5) Write a Thomas the Tank Engine fanfic that features slash and zoophilia. O_O
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Postby Tyrison » Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:24 am

^Wowch. :P

6)Constantly introduce people to your sidekick, even if they don't want to meet it.(I do this all the time. :laughing: )
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Postby diesector21 » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:11 am

7) Completely alienate a TV news reporter when he/she comes to interview you on something/anything. Preferably bring pepper spray, just for the heck of it.
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby fowl111 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:24 am

8. Only speak in lolspeak.

Oh yeah. 8) I've done it. For a day and a half.
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Postby Tyrison » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:03 am

9) Always leave your I's uncapitalized.

This would totally annoy the crap out of me; I cringe every time I see one. :P
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby diesector21 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:41 am

Well, then, Tyrison, don't read any of E. E. Cummings' works. XD

10) Go streaking at to-be-president Obama's...ceremony thing. Whatever it's called when he gets into office officially.
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Postby Tyrison » Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:53 am

^Wouldn't that be an inauguration or swearing-in, something like that? *shrugs*

11) Sing "Forever, and ever, and ever," continually, until someone screams at you to stop.

This one's pretty fun...I do it all the time and annoy the crap out of my little sister. :P
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby diesector21 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:51 pm

12) Read a Playboy magazine at a nursery school.

(WTF?)
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Witty name here » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:45 pm

13) Everytime someone say your name, you pull down your pants.

I don't know about you, but that would really freak me out...
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Bookworm-ilovebooks » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:55 am

14)never call anyone by there real name
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby crystal_clear » Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:48 am

Oh, I'm good at this.

15) stare at people with really wide eyes for a long time.
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