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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Purple_Enigma » Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:47 pm

850) post spam like two or three posts above :/ ANNOYING :/
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby chukaliteluvver » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:22 pm

851 Huggle random people.

852 Say " Will you marry me?" to the person you choose to hug. It works better if its someone of the same gender.

853 If the said person says some thing like "What The...?!", pretend to cry.

854 If that person tries to do something, say " you MONSTA!" 1000x until the police arrests you or the person.
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby evilopalrocks! » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:39 am

the idea is not to humiliate yourself....

856) talk with someone and in the middle of your conversation, use really high tones... but keep talking as if its completely normal. then let your voice go at least an Octava donw yet keep talking as if nothing happend..
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby chukaliteluvver » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:41 pm

Every time someone says your name you pull down your pants.


That's just creepy. And won't you get arrested for that?

If not, it's an ok idea.... :lick:
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby AFFan.lollipop » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:24 pm

Indecent exposure!

858) everytime someone uses a four letter word, gasp, then say oh wait, never mind.
Don't blink.

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby evilopalrocks! » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:33 am

good one!!!!!!!!!
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Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Postby AFFan.lollipop » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:39 am

Thank you! *hugs* I love your.... Somewhat new one...? But seriously. It's really cool.
Don't blink.

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more of a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.... Stuff."

I have a lot of fandoms.
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby levina » Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:28 am

859) swimming close to the ground underwater, coming up to someone and grabbing their ankle.

I've seen a lot of interesting reactions from people who have had this done to them

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Fatebringer the 2nd » Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:42 am

860) Every silent moment in a conversation, start singing lines from the stairway to heaven backmask

plaaaaay backwards... hear the words sung here oppositioner...
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby Fantasykat » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:50 pm

861) Awkward Hug: Get down on your knees and hug somebody.
862) Hiccup all day long
863) Start screaming "I'm Fine!" in a restaurant with your friends. I've done it. People stare.
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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:24 pm

I liked the 'I'm fine!' one....
wow, you werent around for a while...
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby AthenaParadizo » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:43 am

Fake a facial tic. It has the most effect in a theatre moments before the show is going to start. People move away and give you odd looks! :D :laughing:

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby levina » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:54 am

I like to "super-poke" people. As in, suddenly and out of nowhere, jab them in both sides of their waist with your index fingers. I get the most hilarious reactions from my brother when I even hint that I'm about to do this. (Mind, this should only be done on people you're familiar with. Doing that to a stranger might get you arrested or something.)

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby evilopalrocks! » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:03 am

urggg... people do that to me sometimes.. I hate it!!!!!!!!!

866) quote Hamlet in the halway. I go to a nerd school and people still stare at me when I do it
867) sing the latest song everyone loves hating (wether its "friday", Justin Bieber or Lady gaga) just open your mouth and let the awful music flow
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: 1083 ways to annoy freak out and generaly scare people

Postby AthenaParadizo » Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:28 am

Opal, the quoting Hamlet thing really works- I do it all of the time and people do stare. The only people who really get it are my mom (an English major) and my Language teacher (one of my good friends). It also works to call somebody something insulting in Latin (I've done it, but they get ticked when you tell them the translation).


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