1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby artytwin » Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:04 am

125. Go on a day that's crowded. order a the biggest order. Then sit down and fart and burp. And watch the fattest people move like the easter bunny in a park full of toddlers!

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby FadingLight » Sat Apr 25, 2015 3:59 am

Okay, this one's not all that good…

126. Say that Mulch Diggums would like the biggest burger they have. If they reply that they don't know who Mulch Diggums is, throw a tantrum. If they do know who Mulch Diggums is, dance with joy and knock over a many things as you can. It's a win-win situation for you! (And a no-win situation for McDonald's).
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