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1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Merv Simestra » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:15 pm

....And Possibly Get Kicked Out for Doing Them

This is based off of a conversation my junior-high aged friends and I had yesterday at a church luncheon. It's basically what you should not do at a fast food place like McDonald's, Wendy's, etc. (If we ever get to 1846 things, I'll ask one of the moderators to lock this, unless you guys think otherwise. In which case, I'll just change the title.) Here we go, and let the insanity begin!

1. Drive a sports car into the parking lot, and suddenly start making doughnuts so the people in the drive-through can't be heard.
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Re: 1846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby AthenaParadizo » Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:30 pm

2. Park sideways in the drive-thru entrance!

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Postby Merv Simestra » Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:33 pm

3. Ride a domesticated lion through the drive through. :lol:

That is my brother's friend's idea. He can be a little twisted. :laughing:
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Postby AthenaParadizo » Tue May 01, 2012 12:21 am

4. Proclaim loudly exactly how unhealthy a Big Mac is for you to everyone there in rush hour :laughing: (It has ____ calories, ____ grams of fat....)

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Postby Merv Simestra » Tue May 01, 2012 12:27 am

5. Park a motorcycle near the drive through and while someone is ordering, rush into line ahead of them and steal their food. :laughing:

Another of my brother's friend's ideas. He also says our youth group should actually go do this stuff.
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Re: 1846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby AthenaParadizo » Tue May 01, 2012 12:29 am

6. Walk behind the counter and refuse to get out :)

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Postby Merv Simestra » Tue May 01, 2012 12:31 am

7. Ride a wheelchair through the drive-through and see if you get run over. (I've heard you can't walk through the drive-through so I wonder if you can go through with a wheelchair.)
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Re: 1846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby afcutie » Tue May 01, 2012 3:49 am

Merv Simestra wrote:5. Park a motorcycle near the drive through and while someone is ordering, rush into line ahead of them and steal their food. :laughing:

Another of my brother's friend's ideas. He also says our youth group should actually go do this stuff.

That happened to me once, except it was a car. The person thought he was going to leave with a big order, but he left with two chicken sandwiches and I think it had some fries.

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8. Come in the restaurant with a used cup and get free drinks will yelling how horrible the prices are.

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Postby Merv Simestra » Tue May 01, 2012 7:22 pm

9. Order a cheeseburger and specify exactly how much of each condiments you want (2 grams of ketchup, 1 gram of mustard, etc.), saying you're on a special diet. Come back a few minutes, tell them they got the amounts wrong by a tenth of a decimal and make a huge deal about it. :lol:

This was my friend's idea. She has one crazy mind. :laughing: Most of my friends do actually.
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Antilles » Tue May 01, 2012 9:19 pm

Merv Simestra wrote:1. Drive a sports car into the parking lot, and suddenly start making doughnuts so the people in the drive-through can't be heard.


I, uh

I may have possibly done this.

Though I just did a single 360 and then I zipped off on my merry way before anybody showed up to yell at me about it.
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby AthenaParadizo » Wed May 02, 2012 1:56 pm

:laughing: You're crazy, Antilles!
10. Let your pet goose loose in the main part of the restaurant.

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Postby Merv Simestra » Wed May 02, 2012 9:10 pm

11. Drive around the parking lot pretending your blind. And then park in the drive-through lane. :laughing:
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Postby levina » Thu May 03, 2012 1:43 am

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby afcutie » Thu May 03, 2012 4:39 pm

13. Come two minutes before the restaurant close , pay your food with coins, and later complain on how the services and food was horrible and that you want a refund or you'll complain to cooperate.

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Merv Simestra » Thu May 03, 2012 8:10 pm

These are pretty good. :)

14. Dress up like a hobo and build a tent right in the drive-through next to the windows. See how long it takes for you to get arrested. :laughing:
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