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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Merv Simestra » Wed May 30, 2012 7:12 pm

60. Sneak behind the counter and steal as many of the salt containers as possible. Then empty the salt everywhere on the floor and throw it in the air and yell as loud as possible "It's snowing in the building!"
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby AthenaParadizo » Wed May 30, 2012 10:30 pm

61. Set up a barbecue or charity in the drive-thru entrance, and advertise it everywhere you can find!

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby evilopalrocks! » Thu May 31, 2012 8:39 am

62) dress up like their clown, and hit little kids.
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby afcutie » Thu May 31, 2012 2:05 pm

63. Dress up as the Health Department and do a quick inspection, then yell at all the customers to stop eating the food or they'll get all sorts of horrible disease.

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby evilopalrocks! » Thu May 31, 2012 4:42 pm

afcutie wrote:63. Dress up as the Health Department and do a quick inspection, then yell at all the customers to stop eating the food or they'll get all sorts of horrible disease.

oh no.... :ohmy:

64) ^ don't forget to loudly yell about the rats you saw in the kitchen...
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby afcutie » Thu May 31, 2012 5:43 pm

65. Oh and that the employees let roaches walk around the kitchen.

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby AthenaParadizo » Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:48 am

66. And put some fake plastic roaches in the food they're cooking (use your ninja skills!), and put animatronic roaches in the kitchen, and scare the workers!

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Merv Simestra » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:49 pm

Eww. :scared:

67. Open a your own fast food place in the parking lot, saying your food is better than McDonald's.
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:10 am

68. Pretend to have been hired to paint a mural, and then go all Pollock in their kitchen :)

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:56 pm

69) pretend to have been hired as entertainment, then start singing the latest vegeterian hits...
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:08 pm

70. Get some friends with motorcycles to all drive throught the drive-thru as slow as possible, blasting every single genre of music as loudly as possible!
And send your friedns with iPods and stuff like that into the main part of the restaurant and blast their discordant music too!

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby evilopalrocks! » Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:16 pm

71) get some friends on motorcycles to drive through...... the wall!
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Merv Simestra » Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:35 pm

72. Pretend to be a terrorist against meat, go in, and threaten to blow up all the drink fountains if they don't stop serving burgers. I'll leave the rest for your imagination. ;)
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:35 pm

73. Hold a dog show in the parking lot!

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Merv Simestra » Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:47 pm

74. Put up a sign that says "We buy dogs/cats."
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