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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:14 am

75. Steal a police car and uniform, and shut the McDonalds down. Make a ridiculous reason for shutting it down (ex. they didn't carry spinach salad)

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Merv Simestra » Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:55 pm

Oh, now we're getting into illegal things. Kids, don't try this at home!

76. Fake an accident, like pretend to cut yourself with the plastic salad knife, and then sue McDonald's for causing the accident. If you actually win the lawsuit, you're either a genius or the courts are stupid.
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby hyunjoonglovie » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:09 am

77. Asking if you can have the whopper with a side of onion rings. Then losing it when they tell you that, 'this isn't Hungry Jacks/Burger King.'
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Merv Simestra » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:08 pm

Good one. :)

78. Go up and order a Vegan burger and demand it be made to your specifications. Get really mad and threaten to sue when they don't make it just right. (I think I already put up a similar one, but oh well.)
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Fallon » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:59 pm

Read a health magazine and say loudly that McDonalds is rated #1 most unhealthy place to eat.
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby evilopalrocks! » Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:18 pm

80) tell everybody about the time you saw a calf next to a butchery and he stared at you with those big brown eyes
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I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Fallon » Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:35 am

evilopalrocks! wrote:80) tell everybody about the time you saw a calf next to a butchery and he stared at you with those big brown eyes

My sis thought of this one:
Walk a calf on a collar and leash in and complain very loudly that it's missing it's brother.
^Its not so good but... Oh well :laughing:
I sat down and tried to write a story.

"Ian MacArthur is a wonderful sweet fellow who wears glasses and peers out of them with delight."

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby evilopalrocks! » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:38 am

Fallon wrote:
evilopalrocks! wrote:80) tell everybody about the time you saw a calf next to a butchery and he stared at you with those big brown eyes

My sis thought of this one:
Walk a calf on a collar and leash in and complain very loudly that it's missing it's brother.
^Its not so good but... Oh well :laughing:

oh my, that is just plain cruel... to everybody! :ohmy:
Hi people.
I have something very important to tell you.
But now I forgot what it was.
Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.
If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.
Dismissed. Carry on.

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Merv Simestra » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:29 pm

evilopalrocks! wrote:
Fallon wrote:
evilopalrocks! wrote:80) tell everybody about the time you saw a calf next to a butchery and he stared at you with those big brown eyes

My sis thought of this one:
Walk a calf on a collar and leash in and complain very loudly that it's missing it's brother.
^Its not so good but... Oh well :laughing:

oh my, that is just plain cruel... to everybody! :ohmy:

Yes, that is. :crying2:

82. Cosplay as people from your favorite anime/manga (Kuroshitsuji, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, etc.) and suddenly start singing and dancing to "This is Halloween" in the middle of the restaurant. You will get the weirdest looks ever. And if someone records it, bonus! :laughing:
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby AthenaParadizo » Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:05 am

83. Bring a lot of extremely furry dogs and don't order anything.

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Fallon » Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:52 am

evilopalrocks! wrote:
Fallon wrote:
evilopalrocks! wrote:80) tell everybody about the time you saw a calf next to a butchery and he stared at you with those big brown eyes

My sis thought of this one:
Walk a calf on a collar and leash in and complain very loudly that it's missing it's brother.
^Its not so good but... Oh well :laughing:

oh my, that is just plain cruel... to everybody! :ohmy:

My sister thought of it, so I'll apologise for her :lick: :Sorry
I sat down and tried to write a story.

"Ian MacArthur is a wonderful sweet fellow who wears glasses and peers out of them with delight."

That was the first sentence. The problem was that I just couldn't think of the next one. After cleaning my room three times, I decided to leave Ian alone for a while because I was starting to get mad at him.

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The story of my life ^^^

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Merv Simestra » Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:07 pm

84. Dress up as Big Foot or the Yeti (on summer vacation of course) and raid the kitchen.
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby artytwin » Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:45 pm

85. ride a bike through the drive thru like any other car ( thats not allowed is it?)

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Merv Simestra » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:21 am

artytwin wrote:85. ride a bike through the drive thru like any other car ( thats not allowed is it?)

I think it is allowed. However if you turn the drive-thru and the parking lot into your personal bike park, I'm pretty sure it's illegal. ;)
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby artytwin » Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:12 pm

Merv Simestra wrote:
artytwin wrote:85. ride a bike through the drive thru like any other car ( thats not allowed is it?)

I think it is allowed. However if you turn the drive-thru and the parking lot into your personal bike park, I'm pretty sure it's illegal. ;)

HAHA! well ive never seen a guy on a bike in the drive thru before, the guy who does that might have a death wish... not a bad way to commit suicide... just take too long ordering and make sure that there is an impatient teen with blue hair behind you and you'll be flattened before you know it! :laughing: :lick:


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