Okay, this one's not all that good…
126. Say that Mulch Diggums would like the biggest burger they have. If they reply that they don't know who Mulch Diggums is, throw a tantrum. If they do know who Mulch Diggums is, dance with joy and knock over a many things as you can. It's a win-win situation for you! (And a no-win situation for McDonald's).
I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan
Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler
We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II
I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short