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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby chukaliteluvver » Mon May 21, 2012 9:18 am

What's a PETA? (is it a mispronounciation of peter?) And yay blibbering humdingers!

44. Take a hyperactive six-year old there, and tell them that Mister Cwowny wants everyone to eat as much as they want. I guarantee the stocks will run out in five minutes, tops.
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Postby AthenaParadizo » Mon May 21, 2012 2:15 pm

45. Take your teenage friends, and play in the playplace!

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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby afcutie » Mon May 21, 2012 4:14 pm

chukaliteluvver wrote:What's a PETA? (is it a mispronounciation of peter?) And yay blibbering humdingers!

PETA means People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. In other words they believe in animal rights, but they are very extremist and basically a lot people dislike them because they literally complain about everything animal related, even the game Angry Birds. So imagine the chaos they'll bring to McDonald's.....

46. Bring a large group of friends and start singing Christmas Hymns off season and throwing snow around.

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Postby evilopalrocks! » Mon May 21, 2012 4:33 pm

47) hang posters and preach about the researches that show how unhealthy Mc'Donals's is, and how they make the hamburger from the worse parts of the cow, and hom it gives you over-wieght, cancerr, heart problems....... and just continue with the list
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Merv Simestra » Wed May 23, 2012 11:14 pm

48. Walk in with a bunch of little kids (kindergarten age) and order a bunch of kids meals and just as many Pepsis. When they're finished eating, tell them to play in the play-place. See how long they can go unsupervised without causing a fight or driving everyone insane.

Not my best idea, but I'm sort of drained of ideas at the moment. :(
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby AthenaParadizo » Thu May 24, 2012 1:02 am

49. Get your anime-crazy friends* to cosplay the most annoying characters they can think of, naturally during rush hour. (It would work better if they find their friends, who find their friends, who bring their friends and then you have an entire group of crazy teenagers taking over the McDonald's!!!) :laughing:

*Note: I only put anime-crazy friends since I thought of my friends that are into anime, because they cosplay a lot. Once, they went so far as to walk into the Dairy Queen and start singing a song from the show! I'd wnat them to be some of the conspirators for this, naturally!
Your friends don't necessarily have to be into anime to attempt this :)

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Postby Merv Simestra » Thu May 24, 2012 1:11 am

I can suddenly see hundreds of insane possibilities with that one. :lol:

50. Dress up as a famous politician and walk into McDonald's, declaring loudly how bad the food is. Get a few of your friends to follow you around like reports and journalists. This is especially funny if it turns up in the papers the next day. :laughing:
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby AthenaParadizo » Thu May 24, 2012 1:38 am

50 things not to do at McDonalds! :) Yayyyy!
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby afcutie » Thu May 24, 2012 1:56 am

52. Dress up as zombies and walk around the restaurant knocking everyone's food off the table while moaning the manager's name.

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Postby AthenaParadizo » Thu May 24, 2012 2:37 am

53. Get a group of Shakespearean actors to perform some dramatic scenes (Romeo and Juliet, or Hamlet maybe?) where the lines at the till should be :)

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Postby evilopalrocks! » Thu May 24, 2012 12:22 pm

that is so likely for you!

54) stutter badly when ordering
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Postby afcutie » Thu May 24, 2012 5:13 pm

55. Go through the drive through and order a large amount of food. The line would be so long, you'll have angry customers.

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Postby Merv Simestra » Sun May 27, 2012 9:41 pm

56. Organize a flashmob in the middle of the restaurant. Do as many songs as you can until the manager comes out, then run outside as fast as possible. :laughing:
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby Arty1995 » Wed May 30, 2012 5:53 am

57. Steal ALL the free napkins every day.
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Re: 1,846 Things Not to Do at McDonald's.....

Postby evilopalrocks! » Wed May 30, 2012 10:51 am

58) and the salt, and the little ketchup bags, and plates.
59) spray grafity on the wall: meat is murder, but murder tastes soo good.
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