It's only been April Fool's for a couple hours... but since most people aren't in the US, I guess 4/1 is over halfway around the world.
Hello my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
If I had a dollar for every dollar I've lended, I'd be rich.
Does meat come from trees or like, from the ground?
Don't seagulls have gills?
I'm applying to two ivies, Columbia and MIT.