I'm glad you've started this thread (we all need more laughs!) but it's actually not in the right place. Since Lewis Black is a comedian, this belongs in "entertainment." Next time you create a thread, just look at it before you start typing and think "is this forum really the best place to put it?" And if it's not and you can think of a better place for it, just put it in there instead. =]
Owen: You okay? Want to get a drink or something?
Cristina: Oh. Oh, now we're on again 'cause the mood suits you? Because I'm the sad little girl with no friends and I tripped your savior complex into action? Usually I can deal with the hot and cold thing, but not today. Just leave me the hell alone.