wait wait wait... he really did break up with you? or are you still joking?
You have a boyfriend again, because I WILL CALL HIM UP, AND THREATEN TO BURN HIS GRANDMA IF HE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT HE IS TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
(how's that as compensation?)
I wish... I wish I had the paper with the book report questions, so that I can do the book report