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The AF Vending Machine

Postby AthenaParadizo » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:30 am

Kaaay, I doubt that this will actually get posted on, but here goes!

The first person starts by putting something of value into the vending machine and saying so (ex. a metric ton of gold, a dollar, ten dollars...)
The next person says what they get, from a certain AF character, and inserts something into the machine themself.

Like so:
Person 1: *Inserts fifteen dollars*
Person 2: Holly gives Person 1 a LEP fizzer dart and a cookie. *Inserts a Galleon*
Person 3: Artemis gives Person 2 a videorecording of his lecture on Balkan politics and a pet sparrow. *Inserts Jayjay*
Person 4: Mulch gives Person 3 a carrot and removes Jayjay from the vending machine. *Inserts fifteen dollars*

And so on. I'll start:
*Inserts fifteen cents and a dollar bill*

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby chukaliteluvver » Wed May 09, 2012 6:27 pm

Artemis gives Athena a pile of JayJay's poop. (with gloves, of course)

*inserts a chocolate in hopes of a bigger one*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sun May 13, 2012 2:47 am

Orion gives chukk a wink and calls her "princess," intending to present her with some roses, but chukk faints in a fangirlish way.

*Inserts fifteen million dollars and a jar of Nutella*

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Merv Simestra » Sun May 13, 2012 2:56 am

Holly gives Athena several chocolate bars and a Nutrino.

*inserts ten dollar bill and twenty-five cents*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sun May 13, 2012 5:08 am

Yayyyyy Chocolate! And now I have an easy way to broil my tuna melts!

Foaly gives Merv a modified phone, taking an extremely long time to explain how it works.

*Inserts fifteen cents, a nail, and the shell of a great, great grandfather snail!*

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby chukaliteluvver » Sun May 13, 2012 8:31 am

Arty pops up, hands you Myles, and says, "KEEP HIM."

*inserts a dead rat*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby AthenaParadizo » Sun May 13, 2012 3:56 pm

Artemis Fowl gives chukk a highly excited burrowing owl, who gulps down the rat in record time and leaves chukk feeling slightly sick. But at least she doesn't have to pay for stamps anymore!

*Inserts the Lorax*

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Merv Simestra » Sun May 13, 2012 8:09 pm

Holly hands you a book on how to discuss global warming with a dolphin. (Hope you got the reference. ;))

*inserts twenty dollars and several gold bars*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby chukaliteluvver » Mon May 14, 2012 9:43 am

Mulch pops up, and hands Merv a bag of "dwarf recyclings", leaving Merv wishing she had never given up all that gold...


*inserts pieces of a broken heart and a half-eaten cookie*

WAIT.

*takes the heart out and puts in another cookie*

I am pathetic...seriously, i cannot handle breakups, evidently.
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Merv Simestra » Mon May 14, 2012 7:38 pm

Ori comes out and gives chukaliteluvver a big kiss and his phone number.

*inserts a two dollar bill and a piece of my mom's chocolate cake. (BEST CAKE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! :w00t:)*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby AthenaParadizo » Tue May 15, 2012 4:15 am

Orion brings U-KISS and One Direction, and Merv gets several serenades and faints out of sheer fangirliness. She wakes up with a good-looking Asian guy sitting next to her, looking concerned and trying to wake her up. (They like the cake, so they decide to overcompensate! And I support fangirliness :) )
*Inserts a bag of marshmallows, a recipe for crepes, s'mores brownies, and a line drawing of my OC*

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby chukaliteluvver » Tue May 15, 2012 10:51 am

Hmmm...Orion pops up, takes only the food (FOR CHUKKIE!) and gives you a fudge cake. He goes, and comes back to take the drawing and the recipie on second thought.

*inserts a Neutrino*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby Merv Simestra » Tue May 15, 2012 9:29 pm

AthenaParadizo wrote:Orion brings U-KISS and One Direction, and Merv gets several serenades and faints out of sheer fangirliness. She wakes up with a good-looking Asian guy sitting next to her, looking concerned and trying to wake her up. (They like the cake, so they decide to overcompensate! And I support fangirliness :) )
*Inserts a bag of marshmallows, a recipe for crepes, s'mores brownies, and a line drawing of my OC*

I've never heard anything by One Direction, but thanks for U-KISS. :>

chukaliteluvver wrote:*inserts a Neutrino*

Holly shoves Orion out just for you in return for her lost weapon.

*inserts mental drawing of A/O*
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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby AthenaParadizo » Wed May 16, 2012 1:17 am

You haven't heard anything by One Direction? They sing What Makes You Beautiful, which is one of my favourite popular songs :)
Artemis gives you a punch in the ear (he was aiming for your nose, since he doesn't like A/O), and Orion loves the idea, so... there's a bit of "My prince! How come I never realized!" and kissing, and Artemis manages to land a punch on Orion's cheek. The LEP are called, and Holly goes into fits of laughter when she sees what happened!
*Inserts a Thneed, fifteen cents, a nail, and the shell of a great-great-grandfather snail!*

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Re: The AF Vending Machine

Postby chukaliteluvver » Wed May 16, 2012 9:18 am

HAHAAA!

I like 1D, but i LOVE One Thing!

(yay Holly, don't stop Orion!)

Oh, yeah, Foaly pops up, and hands Athen a hoof-drawing of his, and explains how awesome hoof-manipulation is.

*inserts a retimager*
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